As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8011. | Essowicz (laisso_) | 88.64 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 8012. | 浩丁 (kusogedane) | 88.64 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 8013. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 88.64 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8014. | Faendal (colintjy) | 88.64 | 98% | 2019-02-07 |
| 8015. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 88.64 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 8016. | Gayan (gayan) | 88.64 | 99% | 2015-07-16 |
| 8017. | Deflay (deflay) | 88.64 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
| 8018. | KirILL (spl4yce) | 88.63 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 8019. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 88.63 | 98% | 2016-08-03 |
| 8020. | Tom Scar (tomscar) | 88.61 | 95% | 2025-02-08 |
| 8021. | Peter (aloyr) | 88.61 | 99% | 2019-02-03 |
| 8022. | Unknown (unknown404) | 88.60 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 8023. | Tiffany (sapphiremizu) | 88.60 | 95% | 2015-04-17 |
| 8024. | Just (ottovon) | 88.60 | 97.7% | 2025-04-25 |
| 8025. | . (solorex_) | 88.60 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 8026. | Rebecca (becca22) | 88.60 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
| 8027. | Amirata (amiratak88) | 88.59 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
| 8028. | Clanty (clantzz) | 88.59 | 90% | 2016-05-13 |
| 8029. | Andy (andyok) | 88.59 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 8030. | swagb0y (beckseamons) | 88.58 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 8031. | epic (epicrako123) | 88.57 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 8032. | John (marsz2soccer) | 88.57 | 97% | 2016-12-07 |
| 8033. | Bassim. (cmpleteidiot) | 88.57 | 90% | 2015-07-02 |
| 8034. | Job (gamingbohnson) | 88.56 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 8035. | Syreeta (reeta) | 88.56 | 97% | 2016-01-11 |
| 8036. | Clive (black2dark1) | 88.56 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 8037. | Puri (narthar) | 88.55 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 8038. | Kadz (kadzz) | 88.54 | 96.4% | 2023-11-05 |
| 8039. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 88.54 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 8040. | ph (phmi) | 88.54 | 99% | 2019-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |