I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25417. | Ian (gery) | 47.11 | 85% | 2016-08-23 |
| 25418. | Krispcc (kristianc1996) | 47.10 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| 25419. | Exxdry (exdry_wake) | 47.10 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
| 25420. | Amirali (amiralis) | 47.10 | 92% | 2019-11-12 |
| 25421. | Rydaquin (rydaquin) | 47.09 | 98% | 2023-09-16 |
| 25422. | Tâm (xxcysxx) | 47.09 | 93% | 2016-09-21 |
| 25423. | Juan (juanto121) | 47.09 | 93% | 2015-12-09 |
| 25424. | David Nida (dnida505) | 47.08 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 25425. | Tabby (tabbyb10) | 47.08 | 99% | 2022-12-06 |
| 25426. | Marco (achievevfx) | 47.06 | 89% | 2016-05-14 |
| 25427. | Ignotus (ignotus07) | 47.06 | 95% | 2023-06-17 |
| 25428. | Malcolm (tokugawa93) | 47.06 | 90% | 2017-04-08 |
| 25429. | Carlos (carlmonserrate) | 47.05 | 94% | 2016-05-04 |
| 25430. | vickey (vickeysahani) | 47.05 | 93% | 2017-04-03 |
| 25431. | afshin (afshin_alizadeh) | 47.04 | 88% | 2016-07-16 |
| 25432. | Simon (spayne21) | 47.04 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 25433. | Alinferno (alinferno) | 47.03 | 95% | 2021-06-13 |
| 25434. | Yerzhan (venusbroken) | 47.03 | 93% | 2023-01-06 |
| 25435. | Itachi (thanos_18) | 47.03 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 25436. | ANdy (andyn59911) | 47.03 | 95% | 2021-09-02 |
| 25437. | sameer (sameersheikh) | 47.01 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 25438. | Ark (ark333) | 47.01 | 95% | 2022-06-21 |
| 25439. | Bruno (bteixeira) | 47.01 | 95% | 2017-10-07 |
| 25440. | ahmed (mrragedelta) | 47.01 | 86% | 2015-10-21 |
| 25441. | ejnne5 (a869598787) | 47.00 | 92% | 2015-10-29 |
| 25442. | knoppix (ninopereira) | 47.00 | 95% | 2016-10-09 |
| 25443. | Hayden (dinodude1337) | 46.99 | 93% | 2017-03-03 |
| 25444. | Kien (tuankien1) | 46.98 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 25445. | Sam (shtumpa) | 46.97 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 25446. | Yan (yan_of_yendor) | 46.97 | 95% | 2017-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |