The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27950. | ꟷ╲⎝⧹ W ⧸⎠╱ꟷ... | 58.72 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 27951. | Tori (torri1984) | 58.72 | 97% | 2015-11-28 |
| 27952. | Ilya (nyankin) | 58.72 | 94% | 2016-04-08 |
| 27953. | Pakistani (toori) | 58.72 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 27954. | John (johnojetunde) | 58.71 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 27955. | Seohyun (seororo) | 58.71 | 92% | 2012-09-04 |
| 27956. | Rohit (rohitjoshi123) | 58.71 | 95% | 2013-08-14 |
| 27957. | Simon (kotlinski) | 58.71 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 27958. | Jy (jyyyyy) | 58.71 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 27959. | Huy (cross546) | 58.70 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 27960. | SaeedUllah (asadjani) | 58.70 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 27961. | Wujue (wujue) | 58.70 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 27962. | Kriss (kkright) | 58.70 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
| 27963. | Connor (cmcl) | 58.70 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 27964. | Deyron (deyron) | 58.70 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 27965. | Sefi (sefike) | 58.69 | 95% | 2015-10-12 |
| 27966. | pandanonymous (androxium) | 58.68 | 94% | 2023-08-19 |
| 27967. | Sophia (sophia_8) | 58.68 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 27968. | ziolson (ziolo1) | 58.68 | 93.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 27969. | Mike (mightymike) | 58.68 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
| 27970. | Ace (aceelectronica) | 58.68 | 94% | 2013-07-17 |
| 27971. | Daniel (danielstep65) | 58.67 | 94% | 2018-05-24 |
| 27972. | Bumsu (bumsu) | 58.67 | 94% | 2021-11-05 |
| 27973. | Kash79 (kashyap79) | 58.67 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 27974. | Aaron (noobschizz) | 58.67 | 94.4% | 2021-02-28 |
| 27975. | (mymymy141) | 58.67 | 95% | 2013-05-05 |
| 27976. | Quin (ajvso) | 58.67 | 94% | 2019-08-23 |
| 27977. | Klobásník (boumex) | 58.66 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 27978. | daniel (daniel_2007) | 58.66 | 96% | 2023-02-12 |
| 27979. | patrick (the_brucey) | 58.66 | 95% | 2022-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |