The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9688. | bakamilk (bakamilk) | 89.17 | 96% | 2024-01-25 |
| 9689. | Klaus (derkoenig) | 89.17 | 98% | 2013-07-29 |
| 9690. | LSHard (linkeen__) | 89.16 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 9691. | Michael (thegul) | 89.16 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 9692. | alien (linkhart) | 89.15 | 98% | 2025-09-11 |
| 9693. | Jordan (jsmagat) | 89.15 | 95% | 2012-05-13 |
| 9694. | SRX by Sho with Anthracite ... | 89.14 | 96.1% | 2024-12-14 |
| 9695. | Chef (chefuu) | 89.14 | 98.1% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9696. | Robe (robedigov) | 89.14 | 96% | 2012-06-12 |
| 9697. | Tomaz (flowizard) | 89.13 | 98.1% | 2025-03-24 |
| 9698. | aokasokasdsaok (maoiie) | 89.13 | 95.6% | 2023-06-16 |
| 9699. | PruneJuice (prune_juice) | 89.13 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 9700. | Ryan (lionryan) | 89.13 | 95% | 2021-09-27 |
| 9701. | god (god_is_here) | 89.12 | 96.4% | 2024-11-06 |
| 9702. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 89.12 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9703. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 89.12 | 97% | 2025-08-22 |
| 9704. | pastaconfusion (pastaconfus... | 89.11 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 9705. | FlashFire (lasfate) | 89.11 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 9706. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 89.11 | 99.2% | 2024-10-21 |
| 9707. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 89.11 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9708. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 89.11 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9709. | Naveen (kaizoku156) | 89.11 | 97.4% | 2024-03-06 |
| 9710. | pipez (pipez) | 89.11 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
| 9711. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 89.11 | 98% | 2012-09-04 |
| 9712. | Aslery (aslery) | 89.10 | 96.9% | 2024-04-29 |
| 9713. | Noodle (noodle_master) | 89.10 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 9714. | Adrian (cheeseshrub) | 89.10 | 98.3% | 2024-09-14 |
| 9715. | Seminix (seminix) | 89.10 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 9716. | Daniel (krayt) | 89.10 | 95% | 2014-03-15 |
| 9717. | Ansh (ansh_001) | 89.09 | 96.8% | 2024-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |