I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11019. | Keenan (tygere) | 84.16 | 97% | 2015-08-06 |
| 11020. | Katie (ktdubbs93) | 84.16 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 11021. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 84.16 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 11022. | Jerry (jyoung2gu) | 84.16 | 96% | 2015-12-28 |
| 11023. | RockyRoad_ (rockyroad_) | 84.15 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 11024. | Ting (t_mist) | 84.15 | 96% | 2016-11-07 |
| 11025. | brownass (luigi1) | 84.14 | 95.1% | 2023-06-29 |
| 11026. | pi (schi678) | 84.14 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 11027. | Radeyz (pineapples2925) | 84.14 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 11028. | Michael (cheesyfluff) | 84.14 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 11029. | Daniel McEwan (danimal6699) | 84.13 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 11030. | cablemp4 (cablemp4) | 84.13 | 95.3% | 2025-01-27 |
| 11031. | svime (svime) | 84.13 | 88% | 2015-07-02 |
| 11032. | Denzel (axium403) | 84.13 | 94% | 2015-09-20 |
| 11033. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 84.13 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
| 11034. | Tim (dudemanppl) | 84.13 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 11035. | kc (kimmy1919) | 84.12 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 11036. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 84.12 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 11037. | Sint (sint11) | 84.11 | 96% | 2025-08-17 |
| 11038. | Antonio (senny22) | 84.11 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 11039. | Rosie (rosepose90) | 84.11 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 11040. | Braeden (bsgamr) | 84.11 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 11041. | theo (theoar) | 84.11 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| 11042. | Bruce (cybwong) | 84.11 | 96.7% | 2024-12-25 |
| 11043. | Megan (noctive) | 84.10 | 96% | 2016-05-12 |
| 11044. | Insub (dskumpf) | 84.10 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 11045. | Mert (mertle) | 84.10 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 11046. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 84.10 | 97.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 11047. | Raghavan (toxic_hack) | 84.10 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 11048. | David (raginhio) | 84.10 | 92% | 2017-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |