The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13878. | Abhijit (abhijitb1) | 82.35 | 94% | 2014-10-29 |
| 13879. | steven (bigdong696969) | 82.35 | 96.7% | 2024-06-03 |
| 13880. | M (maddyjune) | 82.35 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 13881. | Gerald (keepinitreal) | 82.35 | 93% | 2014-01-15 |
| 13882. | Lucas (lucce34) | 82.34 | 97.6% | 2024-03-06 |
| 13883. | Isaac (veritechx2) | 82.34 | 94% | 2016-02-17 |
| 13884. | Brandon (vardy) | 82.34 | 97% | 2012-12-12 |
| 13885. | NEW PLAYER (new_player_xd) | 82.33 | 97% | 2024-06-10 |
| 13886. | Mike (mike_returns) | 82.33 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
| 13887. | mikeeeee (typintypist) | 82.33 | 96.7% | 2025-01-01 |
| 13888. | ishan (gmd_cuber) | 82.33 | 95.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 13889. | Rob (satriani75) | 82.33 | 98% | 2012-10-04 |
| 13890. | My drunk typing account (my... | 82.33 | 96% | 2012-03-11 |
| 13891. | ethan (laymanef) | 82.33 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 13892. | Joe (jrobins) | 82.33 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 13893. | Eric (edluu) | 82.33 | 89% | 2013-05-08 |
| 13894. | Penguino (kellytran2001) | 82.32 | 97.5% | 2024-02-17 |
| 13895. | SemiO (semio) | 82.32 | 95.1% | 2025-04-09 |
| 13896. | Ho C (andrewchc) | 82.32 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 13897. | PNBLVN (pnblvn) | 82.32 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 13898. | Maxim (maxim2) | 82.32 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13899. | Carrot (elelin) | 82.32 | 96.1% | 2025-04-10 |
| 13900. | Devon (mediocrityatbest412) | 82.32 | 97.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 13901. | Jonathan (hyperus) | 82.32 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 13902. | Victor (victorlai) | 82.32 | 95% | 2011-07-16 |
| 13903. | greendragons (greendragons) | 82.31 | 100% | 2022-08-18 |
| 13904. | jktype (jktype2022) | 82.30 | 96% | 2023-06-27 |
| 13905. | aragami (doge__xd) | 82.30 | 96.7% | 2023-12-03 |
| 13906. | Suzy (blakmagjick) | 82.30 | 97% | 2016-06-16 |
| 13907. | John (infzer0) | 82.30 | 99% | 2025-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |