I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12610. | 4Head (extramilkydubs) | 79.98 | 95% | 2019-09-04 |
| 12611. | Hogenix (hogenix) | 79.97 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 12612. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 79.97 | 91% | 2017-01-09 |
| 12613. | Rogu (roguthebest) | 79.97 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 12614. | Adam (ediggity152005) | 79.97 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 12615. | Samantha (sammie2223) | 79.97 | 93% | 2015-12-14 |
| 12616. | obama (balduin) | 79.97 | 95% | 2018-03-16 |
| 12617. | Matt (mdbeatle) | 79.96 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 12618. | Marco (chino01) | 79.96 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 12619. | Tai (weenhonker) | 79.96 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 12620. | d (devcappp) | 79.96 | 95% | 2021-04-25 |
| 12621. | greendragons (greendragons) | 79.95 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 12622. | Daniel (wasianweeb) | 79.94 | 95.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 12623. | Desmond (desmondspeedy) | 79.94 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 12624. | Pasindu (alphawolf962) | 79.93 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 12625. | zat (teacup) | 79.93 | 94% | 2015-11-26 |
| 12626. | Zaza (karenzaza) | 79.92 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 12627. | duc (duchihi) | 79.92 | 95% | 2022-09-19 |
| 12628. | Drew (andrewbarnard94) | 79.92 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 12629. | Sllayz (sllayz) | 79.92 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
| 12630. | Semi (semi805) | 79.92 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 12631. | Snorlax (atomboy) | 79.92 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 12632. | Connor (schellc) | 79.92 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 12633. | Jacob (flemdog) | 79.91 | 98% | 2024-04-17 |
| 12634. | Daniel (ssj4nightwing) | 79.91 | 96% | 2016-04-02 |
| 12635. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 79.91 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 12636. | Sugma (m3rky) | 79.91 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 12637. | wobba (wobba) | 79.90 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 12638. | jeffreyz (largank) | 79.90 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 12639. | KRIS (kristypes) | 79.89 | 99% | 2025-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |