As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17787. | Kandinsky (kandinskie) | 64.83 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 17788. | sepehr (sepehrmm) | 64.83 | 93% | 2016-01-15 |
| 17789. | Yong Jian (kumotzo) | 64.83 | 97% | 2016-07-05 |
| 17790. | Chen (gandaruvu) | 64.83 | 98% | 2015-06-15 |
| 17791. | Jeff (rcmaximus) | 64.82 | 94% | 2016-08-08 |
| 17792. | archie (reoochi) | 64.81 | 95.7% | 2024-11-10 |
| 17793. | Ralph (luggage) | 64.81 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 17794. | Ethan (crissps) | 64.81 | 94% | 2021-06-06 |
| 17795. | Genesis (gbarr60) | 64.80 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 17796. | Fazriel (ohokoces4450) | 64.80 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 17797. | Artem (mrbooyaka) | 64.80 | 95% | 2017-11-15 |
| 17798. | Jack (jackk2006) | 64.79 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 17799. | Mikolai (ladoga_monster) | 64.79 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 17800. | Tanaz (tannaz) | 64.79 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 17801. | Ollie (olliemacg) | 64.79 | 96.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17802. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 64.79 | 87% | 2016-03-15 |
| 17803. | guideoftheblue (guideoftheb... | 64.78 | 94% | 2025-03-09 |
| 17804. | Abelardo (kirin47) | 64.78 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 17805. | Lingabathula (thapaswi_01) | 64.78 | 99% | 2022-12-24 |
| 17806. | vgames9 (vgames9) | 64.78 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 17807. | Andrew (andrewandrew) | 64.78 | 94% | 2016-07-01 |
| 17808. | Will (willtoven) | 64.77 | 97% | 2018-11-14 |
| 17809. | 樊 (krinzkolo) | 64.77 | 99% | 2021-12-29 |
| 17810. | GMHazem (gm_hazem02) | 64.77 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
| 17811. | أحمد (dr_ahmed) | 64.77 | 92% | 2015-04-26 |
| 17812. | Bruno (brunoi171) | 64.77 | 92% | 2015-05-31 |
| 17813. | Klistar (klistar) | 64.76 | 94.8% | 2024-11-23 |
| 17814. | William James Sidis (willia... | 64.76 | 96.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 17815. | Marijuana (marijuanah) | 64.76 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 17816. | siraphat (lawiet975) | 64.75 | 96% | 2024-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |