I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9468. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 86.77 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 9469. | Alessandro (shrykull_scars) | 86.76 | 98% | 2023-11-24 |
| 9470. | glockss (glockss) | 86.76 | 96.9% | 2024-02-15 |
| 9471. | Andrew (aegiken) | 86.76 | 97% | 2024-02-11 |
| 9472. | Miikka (moelanen) | 86.76 | 96% | 2020-03-30 |
| 9473. | avivsq12 (avivsq12) | 86.75 | 98.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 9474. | Marcus (boopbeepboopboop) | 86.75 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 9475. | Amy (amy159) | 86.75 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 9476. | poopmunkey (poopmunkey) | 86.74 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 9477. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 86.74 | 97% | 2016-01-29 |
| 9478. | Andrew (playinthedirt11) | 86.74 | 97% | 2016-12-13 |
| 9479. | jeremyWINZ (jeremiah_munguia) | 86.74 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9480. | Howbtard (howbtard) | 86.74 | 96% | 2019-12-06 |
| 9481. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 86.74 | 98% | 2016-08-02 |
| 9482. | SideSky (sidesky) | 86.73 | 96.5% | 2025-01-12 |
| 9483. | Avuv (parper) | 86.73 | 96% | 2015-05-02 |
| 9484. | tooslow13 (tooslow13) | 86.72 | 96.8% | 2024-12-05 |
| 9485. | tomtep01 (tomtep01) | 86.72 | 96.5% | 2024-11-14 |
| 9486. | Ted (lucky_strike) | 86.72 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 9487. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 86.72 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 9488. | Andrew (andrewandrew) | 86.72 | 99% | 2017-08-30 |
| 9489. | andy (rainmaker123) | 86.71 | 98% | 2024-03-04 |
| 9490. | Bread (heftybread) | 86.71 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 9491. | Chloe (battlereadygirl01) | 86.71 | 100% | 2020-10-16 |
| 9492. | Matland (matland) | 86.71 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 9493. | Dan (tidehunter5000) | 86.71 | 94% | 2015-06-25 |
| 9494. | Mar (xmar) | 86.70 | 91% | 2017-01-10 |
| 9495. | urboy (guddaysir) | 86.70 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| 9496. | zach (fisch_kopf) | 86.70 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 9497. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 86.69 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |