I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9873. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 85.58 | 97% | 2016-06-05 |
| 9874. | Ana (nanerkins) | 85.58 | 92% | 2011-08-17 |
| 9875. | _____ (husixu1) | 85.57 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 9876. | Jameron (jameron1) | 85.57 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 9877. | Ryan (bossmanryan) | 85.56 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9878. | wwwald (wwwald) | 85.56 | 97% | 2016-09-15 |
| 9879. | Chris (cburgess) | 85.56 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 9880. | Kai (testphylean) | 85.56 | 95.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9881. | BoodleBoodle (walabi) | 85.56 | 98% | 2016-01-10 |
| 9882. | Nick (kmkhami) | 85.56 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 9883. | Work (thenoblesunfish) | 85.56 | 94% | 2016-09-28 |
| 9884. | Bruce (kabayakii) | 85.55 | 94% | 2016-10-26 |
| 9885. | applekwisp (applekwisp) | 85.54 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9886. | Barry (archchoa) | 85.54 | 94% | 2014-09-04 |
| 9887. | Joshua (nopech) | 85.54 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 9888. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 85.54 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 9889. | Andrew (andrew0220) | 85.52 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 9890. | Nox (potatogangsta) | 85.52 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 9891. | Krzysztof (onyxek) | 85.52 | 98% | 2014-01-17 |
| 9892. | Ranjit (ranjit) | 85.52 | 97% | 2013-09-20 |
| 9893. | Slow (neolemon) | 85.52 | 97% | 2017-12-24 |
| 9894. | CoinCollector (coincollector) | 85.51 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 9895. | James (wnston) | 85.51 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 9896. | 210 (badoop) | 85.51 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
| 9897. | idyot (idyot123) | 85.51 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 9898. | Kate (purplerain16) | 85.51 | 95% | 2016-05-06 |
| 9899. | Phillip (phillip_kim) | 85.50 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9900. | D (0mn1potent) | 85.50 | 92% | 2014-10-22 |
| 9901. | Pokimane Simp (tallpants) | 85.50 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
| 9902. | Jeremy (jonesdude25) | 85.49 | 93% | 2014-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |