As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17782. | Vlaad (vladiii) | 66.32 | 94% | 2022-03-09 |
| 17783. | DvorakTraining (mast3rgamml3r) | 66.32 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 17784. | Emmanuel (i_emmanuel) | 66.32 | 98% | 2015-08-03 |
| 17785. | prashanth (prashanth8323) | 66.32 | 89% | 2016-12-06 |
| 17786. | nanang (bedeute) | 66.32 | 90% | 2017-04-22 |
| 17787. | Harsh (rao_shab2000) | 66.31 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
| 17788. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 66.31 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
| 17789. | Van (motorhobo) | 66.31 | 99% | 2018-11-17 |
| 17790. | makeout (wastingtimexd) | 66.30 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 17791. | Zedsuø (xzedsuox) | 66.30 | 95% | 2023-11-14 |
| 17792. | Griffin (grifffin) | 66.30 | 95% | 2023-10-06 |
| 17793. | James (james80401) | 66.30 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 17794. | asdfh (dz910152) | 66.29 | 96.9% | 2023-11-30 |
| 17795. | Crystal (drandomtubas) | 66.29 | 93% | 2015-07-28 |
| 17796. | Shekhar (shekhar_23) | 66.29 | 94% | 2017-05-29 |
| 17797. | Konrad (chlupkaw) | 66.29 | 98% | 2016-10-17 |
| 17798. | Tater (mgunner10) | 66.28 | 96% | 2020-05-07 |
| 17799. | Monotarinai (monotarinai) | 66.28 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 17800. | Abhiram (abdo22) | 66.28 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 17801. | Martins (apx_) | 66.28 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 17802. | Anshorullah (imugetsu6) | 66.28 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 17803. | Fred (themassofthesun) | 66.28 | 92% | 2017-01-27 |
| 17804. | Andrea (andrello) | 66.28 | 95% | 2019-09-07 |
| 17805. | Drew (dmart) | 66.28 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 17806. | Z (zysy) | 66.27 | 94% | 2023-09-02 |
| 17807. | TulBott (alb3rth3nry) | 66.27 | 96% | 2019-07-27 |
| 17808. | Ben (bk100) | 66.27 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 17809. | Nikki (tiffany_louise) | 66.27 | 96% | 2016-07-08 |
| 17810. | Jaul (jaul) | 66.26 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 17811. | Juan (vlect2) | 66.26 | 95% | 2021-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |