So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19287. | matt (matte) | 69.44 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 19288. | Jeeni (jeeni) | 69.44 | 98% | 2012-12-24 |
| 19289. | Juan (archangel615) | 69.44 | 96% | 2014-03-22 |
| 19290. | Ole (olenord) | 69.43 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| 19291. | the (rank1zen) | 69.43 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 19292. | Azure (turtlee) | 69.43 | 98% | 2017-08-04 |
| 19293. | Work (worklife) | 69.43 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 19294. | Adam (thebadfish2) | 69.43 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 19295. | Ben (tom711593) | 69.43 | 100% | 2013-10-24 |
| 19296. | Egg (organicegg) | 69.42 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 19297. | Vecarius (vecarius) | 69.42 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 19298. | Daniel (aussiegrillgamr) | 69.42 | 95% | 2020-10-17 |
| 19299. | Axel (axel777) | 69.42 | 96% | 2021-05-29 |
| 19300. | Allen (toctaibuxu) | 69.42 | 91% | 2013-07-12 |
| 19301. | Leslie (ldystarr) | 69.42 | 98% | 2011-07-11 |
| 19302. | Keegan (keeganic) | 69.42 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 19303. | Andrei (andrei_paval) | 69.41 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
| 19304. | Pontiff Sulyvahn (ayushjoshi) | 69.41 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 19305. | Bob (archiveman) | 69.41 | 94% | 2013-10-13 |
| 19306. | Zaran (zaran) | 69.41 | 93% | 2012-02-04 |
| 19307. | Margaret (margaret) | 69.41 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 19308. | Aman (aman123) | 69.41 | 92% | 2013-11-15 |
| 19309. | Rengri (rengri) | 69.40 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 19310. | PrairieBaron (atbaron) | 69.40 | 94.5% | 2021-01-27 |
| 19311. | Emma (elfwinters) | 69.40 | 91% | 2017-04-12 |
| 19312. | yu (jayu94) | 69.40 | 93% | 2014-07-08 |
| 19313. | C (glnito) | 69.39 | 91% | 2016-02-01 |
| 19314. | abhishek (abh1tayal) | 69.39 | 93% | 2016-03-16 |
| 19315. | Lily (lilyflowa) | 69.39 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 19316. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 69.39 | 95% | 2023-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |