I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1317. | cheesesticksx3 (cheesestick... | 93.94 | 99% | 2024-08-08 |
| 1318. | Caramel (saltyourcaramel) | 93.94 | 98% | 2024-08-13 |
| 1319. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 93.94 | 98% | 2025-04-04 |
| 1320. | konalt (konalt) | 93.93 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1321. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 93.88 | 95.9% | 2025-03-11 |
| 1322. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 93.85 | 96% | 2023-09-30 |
| 1323. | Gabriel (ratnik_k) | 93.84 | 96% | 2023-11-14 |
| 1324. | raceracetype (ty1t3d) | 93.83 | 99% | 2024-05-06 |
| 1325. | Rajat Das (dassumanrajat888) | 93.83 | 97.6% | 2024-06-14 |
| 1326. | Brian (taters613) | 93.83 | 98% | 2024-03-25 |
| 1327. | will (whitedarko) | 93.79 | 96% | 2024-05-19 |
| 1328. | Luke (lukeov) | 93.76 | 98% | 2024-11-21 |
| 1329. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 93.76 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 1330. | Wei Shi Lindon (wei_shin_li... | 93.73 | 98.6% | 2024-10-28 |
| 1331. | Ryan (munch7021) | 93.73 | 97% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1332. | shawn (orbicle) | 93.72 | 98.6% | 2024-03-15 |
| 1333. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 93.70 | 98.6% | 2023-12-18 |
| 1334. | biggriffy12 (biggriffy12) | 93.67 | 98% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1335. | Rasmus (sbares) | 93.61 | 98.5% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1336. | Alex (unggoy2235) | 93.61 | 95.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1337. | Kitzuney (kitzuney) | 93.61 | 98.2% | 2024-02-13 |
| 1338. | cu63y (qu63y) | 93.59 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
| 1339. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 93.53 | 97% | 2024-02-01 |
| 1340. | Jeremiah (jeremiah8338) | 93.51 | 98.4% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1341. | Crax (craxypt) | 93.51 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 1342. | powd3r (powd3r) | 93.50 | 95.7% | 2024-02-21 |
| 1343. | laza (lazaabt) | 93.50 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1344. | urboy (guddaysir) | 93.48 | 96.2% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1345. | Luka (garicluka) | 93.46 | 95.4% | 2024-11-04 |
| 1346. | keke (hpchco) | 93.45 | 98% | 2024-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |