I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7008. | Dave (dtow55) | 93.61 | 97% | 2015-12-28 |
| 7009. | Malt0 (godcream) | 93.61 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 7010. | (っ◔◡◔)っ (colemak_... | 93.60 | 96% | 2025-03-03 |
| 7011. | Chris (silentshot64) | 93.60 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 7012. | Tyler (numbermunch3r) | 93.59 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 7013. | torquemaster (bogdipufosu) | 93.59 | 97.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 7014. | Fishy_Types (fishy_types) | 93.59 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 7015. | Hah (verdaderopan) | 93.59 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 7016. | sdf (sjdfio) | 93.58 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 7017. | Reinier (pwuts) | 93.58 | 96.9% | 2023-12-03 |
| 7018. | piglet (slaylet) | 93.58 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 7019. | Hans (b3n1s) | 93.57 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 7020. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 93.57 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 7021. | Isaac (logo4poop) | 93.56 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 7022. | Connor (lastiy) | 93.56 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 7023. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 93.56 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 7024. | Joseph (slayerofdragons123) | 93.55 | 98% | 2025-01-13 |
| 7025. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 93.55 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 7026. | Nichole (nboise) | 93.55 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 7027. | 100 (soulitzer3) | 93.55 | 93% | 2015-08-25 |
| 7028. | mayr (mayruwu) | 93.54 | 96.4% | 2024-05-18 |
| 7029. | budda (theblackeye) | 93.53 | 95% | 2023-08-08 |
| 7030. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 93.53 | 97% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7031. | Duncan (darkstar32526) | 93.53 | 91% | 2015-05-12 |
| 7032. | Boran (boranroni) | 93.52 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 7033. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 93.52 | 98.7% | 2023-08-21 |
| 7034. | Rayleigh (r_chin) | 93.52 | 98.2% | 2024-09-17 |
| 7035. | Sukant (sukant) | 93.52 | 98% | 2016-02-10 |
| 7036. | Raahil (ravana09) | 93.52 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 7037. | Ahmad (gmg12) | 93.51 | 97.6% | 2024-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |