So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8249. | Boris (bb667) | 89.74 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 8250. | Michael (mikefarmer01) | 89.74 | 95% | 2015-10-31 |
| 8251. | Bunjeyman (benjaminhale) | 89.74 | 96% | 2020-05-05 |
| 8252. | Lex (pyxelwolf) | 89.73 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 8253. | Hose (skaldsss) | 89.73 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 8254. | William (wikywikywill) | 89.73 | 96% | 2013-01-08 |
| 8255. | Bethany (bsimpson) | 89.73 | 97% | 2012-06-01 |
| 8256. | G (hypertyper71) | 89.73 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 8257. | Urvos (nixilis) | 89.72 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 8258. | Randy (rdw200169) | 89.72 | 97% | 2015-03-19 |
| 8259. | wii (nobodylovesraymond) | 89.72 | 96% | 2023-09-16 |
| 8260. | John (chaosflurry) | 89.72 | 94% | 2016-04-28 |
| 8261. | Diego (diego_vizia) | 89.72 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 8262. | Mickmousemoose (mickmousemo... | 89.71 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 8263. | Michael (bannister) | 89.71 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 8264. | Marc (marxotkin) | 89.71 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 8265. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 89.70 | 98% | 2015-02-05 |
| 8266. | Annie (anniegeorge) | 89.70 | 95% | 2013-03-26 |
| 8267. | Silver (silverninja) | 89.70 | 96% | 2016-04-23 |
| 8268. | ayylmao (adeptpal) | 89.70 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 8269. | Nemo (35603560) | 89.70 | 94% | 2015-08-20 |
| 8270. | sus amog (kevinyang07) | 89.69 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 8271. | EdgyR (edgyr) | 89.69 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
| 8272. | youcef (babaammiyoucef) | 89.69 | 97.2% | 2023-09-28 |
| 8273. | Sauce (lolplox123) | 89.69 | 96% | 2022-11-26 |
| 8274. | Cuyler (trekkie) | 89.69 | 99% | 2011-08-14 |
| 8275. | iotku (iotku) | 89.69 | 98% | 2015-04-17 |
| 8276. | jack (jack815) | 89.68 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 8277. | Taylor (tsquared) | 89.68 | 97% | 2014-02-18 |
| 8278. | Banana (bananana_man) | 89.67 | 99% | 2023-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |