As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14981. | Adalbert (squ33z3r) | 72.93 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14982. | Bee (abreezy88) | 72.93 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14983. | Latif (lephant) | 72.92 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 14984. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 72.92 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 14985. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 72.92 | 97% | 2025-08-03 |
| 14986. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 72.92 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 14987. | the_P_man (thepman) | 72.91 | 97% | 2025-01-14 |
| 14988. | Yahiko (yahikosenpai) | 72.91 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 14989. | Jerry (jernjej) | 72.91 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 14990. | j (kynlary) | 72.90 | 97% | 2025-01-17 |
| 14991. | π₯Ίππ (daddy_mememas... | 72.90 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14992. | Oliwier (olix04) | 72.90 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 14993. | AV4567 (av4567) | 72.89 | 95% | 2024-07-04 |
| 14994. | GodOfTheMetal (godofthemetal) | 72.89 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 14995. | Des (desl) | 72.89 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 14996. | Joshua (emperornaraxa) | 72.89 | 93% | 2015-06-17 |
| 14997. | Terry (terry77) | 72.88 | 99% | 2021-12-29 |
| 14998. | Raymond (raymondphua) | 72.88 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 14999. | Parvez (par_vez) | 72.88 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 15000. | For_real (mailindra) | 72.88 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 15001. | trace (tracevining) | 72.88 | 95% | 2016-12-09 |
| 15002. | A (andkrs4) | 72.88 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 15003. | Chrismon (chrismoncharli) | 72.87 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 15004. | John Roice (roiceee) | 72.87 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 15005. | Taz (tazmaster) | 72.87 | 98.2% | 2024-02-13 |
| 15006. | Ben (bmainbird) | 72.87 | 96% | 2023-03-09 |
| 15007. | alvin (nganinator) | 72.87 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 15008. | Sarah (smrismael) | 72.87 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
| 15009. | Smine (sminerino) | 72.87 | 97% | 2019-09-02 |
| 15010. | kojsot (kojsot) | 72.87 | 95% | 2015-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |