I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11343. | Devin (shazamapajama) | 83.43 | 96% | 2016-09-28 |
| 11344. | iwannabebee (iwannabebee) | 83.42 | 99% | 2025-09-01 |
| 11345. | Amisently (amisently) | 83.42 | 93% | 2016-09-23 |
| 11346. | jiffysmores (jiffysmores) | 83.42 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 11347. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 83.42 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11348. | Jeremy (mises) | 83.42 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 11349. | Slow Joe (slow_joe) | 83.42 | 96% | 2015-04-19 |
| 11350. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 83.41 | 96.4% | 2024-07-19 |
| 11351. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 83.41 | 97.6% | 2023-12-18 |
| 11352. | Ryan (homelessdinosaur) | 83.40 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 11353. | rrrrmrmr (rrrrmrmr) | 83.39 | 97% | 2025-06-07 |
| 11354. | pimkoulj (pimkoulj) | 83.39 | 96.9% | 2023-07-10 |
| 11355. | Henrik (grimmzl) | 83.39 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 11356. | Tommy (tummzyt) | 83.39 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 11357. | fongof (fongof) | 83.39 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 11358. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 83.39 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 11359. | bigman (xdbigman) | 83.38 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
| 11360. | Drew (yvngcrayon) | 83.38 | 97% | 2024-12-13 |
| 11361. | andi (andikh) | 83.38 | 91% | 2015-05-06 |
| 11362. | Nik (iiirxs) | 83.37 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 11363. | Dolce (dolceparadise) | 83.37 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 11364. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 83.37 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 11365. | Julio (cthesalad) | 83.36 | 92% | 2016-09-02 |
| 11366. | nilb (nilb) | 83.36 | 99.2% | 2023-07-01 |
| 11367. | Baraa (the_legend_b) | 83.35 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 11368. | Akshat (akshatsingh1_) | 83.35 | 97.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 11369. | cig (cigtype) | 83.35 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 11370. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 83.35 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 11371. | JP (jpuppey) | 83.35 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 11372. | Quang (max2611) | 83.34 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |