Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1099. | Nick (nidzoni) | 91.40 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1100. | Bück (buckdick) | 91.39 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1101. | Smol (smol_potot) | 91.38 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 1102. | Sam (spingu) | 91.38 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
| 1103. | ryan (ryanblast28) | 91.36 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 1104. | Raymond (szlesh) | 91.31 | 99% | 2020-06-17 |
| 1105. | Jeff (pigporkman) | 91.24 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 1106. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 91.23 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 1107. | David (davidib17) | 91.20 | 96% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1108. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 91.20 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1109. | Danat (danat_2001) | 91.18 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1110. | DeanK (marvin2) | 91.16 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 1111. | neotenks (neotenks) | 91.15 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 1112. | Flip (flip2theleft) | 91.13 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1113. | Kevin (thedujin) | 91.11 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 1114. | エリカ (erzas) | 91.11 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
| 1115. | AouiGui (andersgrymer) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 1116. | Nocturnal_Tofu (entity_01) | 91.09 | 99% | 2019-12-19 |
| 1117. | Never Quit (ranzivan12) | 91.09 | 99% | 2017-11-05 |
| 1118. | rob (dydtaylor) | 91.07 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
| 1119. | Preston (muchtolearn) | 91.05 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1120. | Slowboi Vish (vish_02) | 91.03 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 1121. | Nagromancer (nagromicous) | 91.01 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 1122. | PogChamp (raziqphantomz) | 91.01 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| 1123. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 91.00 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1124. | Gabriel (casadogg) | 90.99 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1125. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 90.98 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1126. | Fyreball12 (bilzzard15) | 90.98 | 95% | 2017-12-23 |
| 1127. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 90.96 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 1128. | Thomas (thomasltran) | 90.94 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |