And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3620. | jk (termjay94) | 118.36 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 3621. | Yoni (yoni) | 118.35 | — | 2009-09-12 |
| 3622. | Yash (budgetperson) | 118.34 | 98% | 2012-12-06 |
| 3623. | Bryan (iduhowpeopledo150wpm) | 118.34 | 97.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 3624. | N (nadeemoidu) | 118.33 | 97% | 2013-04-25 |
| 3625. | ..... (baskoroi) | 118.33 | 96% | 2015-11-29 |
| 3626. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 118.33 | 99% | 2023-09-08 |
| 3627. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 118.32 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
| 3628. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 118.32 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 3629. | M (elvee) | 118.30 | 99% | 2012-08-29 |
| 3630. | ben (bumbleben7) | 118.30 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 3631. | dance (dance_dance) | 118.30 | 97% | 2012-04-02 |
| 3632. | Adolo (foca248) | 118.29 | 98.3% | 2023-08-24 |
| 3633. | Seth (wmdistraction) | 118.27 | 97% | 2012-12-16 |
| 3634. | Christian (ianiandgreat) | 118.26 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
| 3635. | Maxtion (alextrebek) | 118.26 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 3636. | AouiGui (andersgrymer) | 118.24 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 3637. | cleve. (haipong) | 118.24 | 98% | 2017-11-06 |
| 3638. | Ren Hariren (hari623) | 118.24 | 99% | 2022-09-21 |
| 3639. | Stelios (stelioskas) | 118.24 | 99% | 2020-07-24 |
| 3640. | Andrew (mcentag) | 118.24 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 3641. | w33nuz (w33nuz) | 118.24 | 96% | 2014-07-17 |
| 3642. | magnus (magnus0506) | 118.24 | 98% | 2015-04-12 |
| 3643. | l502x (l502x) | 118.23 | 100% | 2021-04-08 |
| 3644. | Derek (zignature) | 118.23 | 94% | 2012-06-21 |
| 3645. | rid (kriddy) | 118.23 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 3646. | Alex (aqin24) | 118.22 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 3647. | tambii (aid1337) | 118.22 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 3648. | Antonio (stazzo) | 118.22 | 100% | 2022-05-01 |
| 3649. | baked (bakedchickengames) | 118.22 | 97% | 2016-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |