So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14404. | Lee (hotdjlee) | 77.58 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
| 14405. | Only Dvorak (kkqu) | 77.57 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 14406. | tstats[aldotroid] (aldotroid) | 77.57 | 96% | 2014-09-05 |
| 14407. | Israel (izzy86) | 77.57 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 14408. | dk (mash_potatoes) | 77.57 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 14409. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 77.57 | 98% | 2013-02-02 |
| 14410. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 77.56 | 96% | 2022-07-27 |
| 14411. | Jenny (wombatpoo) | 77.56 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 14412. | Storm (storm_typer) | 77.56 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
| 14413. | Jonathan (mrflores) | 77.56 | 94% | 2013-10-15 |
| 14414. | Phil (fillagain) | 77.56 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 14415. | S (beerisgod) | 77.56 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 14416. | Mike (atrulz) | 77.56 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
| 14417. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 77.55 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
| 14418. | Danish (incognitofinito) | 77.55 | 91% | 2012-12-01 |
| 14419. | Dade (tms_dade) | 77.55 | 91% | 2017-03-14 |
| 14420. | Kendra (kendibean) | 77.54 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 14421. | Wroom (a_a_a) | 77.54 | 96% | 2013-11-26 |
| 14422. | Anders (andersgamer15) | 77.54 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 14423. | MBU 2092 (saga) | 77.54 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 14424. | Ristache (mklol) | 77.53 | 93% | 2014-01-30 |
| 14425. | Abel (aebkea) | 77.52 | 95% | 2016-09-11 |
| 14426. | iluvv (iluvv) | 77.52 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 14427. | fyda was here (cthuihu) | 77.52 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 14428. | Daniel (fragil1ty) | 77.51 | 89% | 2016-08-13 |
| 14429. | Projoe (vildern) | 77.51 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 14430. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 77.50 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 14431. | Justin (ustinj) | 77.50 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 14432. | Sam (samad_) | 77.50 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 14433. | Qi (whathaha) | 77.50 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |