As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5680. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 94.94 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
| 5681. | hunt and peck (atypicalguy) | 94.94 | 98% | 2017-01-23 |
| 5682. | wolfbro88 (wolfbro8834) | 94.93 | 98% | 2025-02-04 |
| 5683. | Bob (bobstab) | 94.92 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 5684. | kenneth (tenick) | 94.92 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
| 5685. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 94.92 | 95% | 2016-03-12 |
| 5686. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 94.92 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 5687. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 94.92 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
| 5688. | Scenere (phengvaj396) | 94.91 | 97% | 2025-02-09 |
| 5689. | 🐛 (san_eatonio) | 94.91 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5690. | Kunal (sisforsalt) | 94.91 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 5691. | Flame (nguyen1ng) | 94.91 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 5692. | Kade (kadok) | 94.90 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
| 5693. | laza (lazaabt) | 94.90 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 5694. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 94.90 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
| 5695. | Dante (r4bbitz) | 94.90 | 98.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 5696. | Bea (libbearator) | 94.89 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 5697. | candid (candidchip) | 94.89 | 97.6% | 2025-01-04 |
| 5698. | JohnsDog (johnsdog) | 94.89 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 5699. | anawar (anawarawm) | 94.89 | 92% | 2015-06-19 |
| 5700. | Oliver (fruity_thunder) | 94.88 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 5701. | Someone (dipity) | 94.88 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
| 5702. | Wriffle (wriffle) | 94.88 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 5703. | heclord (heclord) | 94.88 | 98.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5704. | Blefas (blefas9) | 94.88 | 96.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5705. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 94.88 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 5706. | Andre (myagmea) | 94.88 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 5707. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 94.87 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 5708. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 94.87 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 5709. | Abhiram (abhiramravi) | 94.87 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |