The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12010. | booger (boogerbuttcheeks) | 96.70 | 97% | 2017-02-02 |
| 12011. | Kailan (kailan) | 96.70 | 96% | 2013-04-02 |
| 12012. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 96.70 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12013. | DP (entreri47) | 96.70 | 98% | 2013-01-31 |
| 12014. | JCRueco (shizile) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12015. | Gaz (gdeacon7) | 96.69 | 99% | 2013-03-19 |
| 12016. | scrgesmells (scrgesmells) | 96.68 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 12017. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 96.68 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 12018. | Brendan (brendalandan) | 96.68 | 99% | 2022-02-27 |
| 12019. | The (theglowpt2) | 96.68 | 98% | 2016-10-22 |
| 12020. | dirts (dirts) | 96.68 | 93% | 2016-05-01 |
| 12021. | Zac (mishen) | 96.67 | 92% | 2013-02-05 |
| 12022. | Xander (xander004) | 96.67 | 95% | 2016-09-18 |
| 12023. | Jamber (jamber_onyx) | 96.67 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 12024. | megan (monchaton) | 96.67 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 12025. | Ziggy (antioch) | 96.67 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
| 12026. | Lavinia (lavinderr) | 96.66 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 12027. | henry (henrytoh) | 96.66 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 12028. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 96.66 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 12029. | Don (dpease) | 96.66 | 90% | 2013-07-14 |
| 12030. | Mad (mad888) | 96.66 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 12031. | The Papal State (loquiera) | 96.66 | 99% | 2021-05-12 |
| 12032. | Sukanya (sk2002) | 96.66 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 12033. | Kuliseins (kuliseinsscmeckt... | 96.66 | 96% | 2013-09-23 |
| 12034. | anawar (anawarawm) | 96.66 | 91% | 2015-07-07 |
| 12035. | jelly (jeellyfish) | 96.65 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 12036. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 96.64 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 12037. | Anders (anders23) | 96.64 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 12038. | Romil (aidag) | 96.64 | 99% | 2016-11-16 |
| 12039. | Lance (lancelancer) | 96.64 | 94% | 2016-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |