The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23408. | Maverick (touchtypeftw) | 70.39 | 94% | 2017-01-28 |
| 23409. | Jackson (shaggspawns) | 70.39 | 94% | 2016-07-24 |
| 23410. | nel (neltharion) | 70.38 | 96% | 2024-06-04 |
| 23411. | Haley B (haley_badger) | 70.38 | 97.1% | 2023-12-22 |
| 23412. | Parzha (parzha) | 70.38 | 95% | 2020-06-13 |
| 23413. | SushiPizza (sushi_pizza_dvo... | 70.38 | 97.6% | 2024-02-29 |
| 23414. | Michael (distrinity) | 70.38 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 23415. | Samuel (thaminipro) | 70.38 | 88% | 2015-12-03 |
| 23416. | Ruben (oiradnebur) | 70.38 | 93% | 2015-05-08 |
| 23417. | Cristi (sup3rfly) | 70.38 | 93% | 2017-02-14 |
| 23418. | Hendy (copert) | 70.37 | 95.2% | 2024-11-11 |
| 23419. | Abhishek (abhisheksingh1152) | 70.37 | 98.3% | 2025-02-07 |
| 23420. | KMMOPJ1 (blueflammednezha) | 70.37 | 95.5% | 2024-04-16 |
| 23421. | Papa (papatypist) | 70.37 | 98.4% | 2024-06-06 |
| 23422. | Patrik (pattez) | 70.37 | 90% | 2012-11-12 |
| 23423. | Jony (pioka) | 70.37 | 89% | 2013-06-11 |
| 23424. | afghanistan7 (afghanistan7) | 70.36 | 96% | 2024-10-16 |
| 23425. | Papis (papis123) | 70.36 | 97% | 2024-12-20 |
| 23426. | Free Palestine (anas150khan) | 70.36 | 98.6% | 2024-09-16 |
| 23427. | Johannes (jjlin1381) | 70.36 | 97% | 2024-04-18 |
| 23428. | Brian (bereavementkiss) | 70.36 | — | 2010-07-12 |
| 23429. | Tom (kacpix) | 70.36 | 98% | 2015-04-22 |
| 23430. | ade (adefiqri12) | 70.36 | 96.5% | 2023-11-29 |
| 23431. | DaVinky (xxlarrylegendxx) | 70.36 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 23432. | Tien (tiennvt) | 70.36 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 23433. | Marquistador (marquistador) | 70.35 | 98% | 2025-07-19 |
| 23434. | martinthegambler (louis01ma... | 70.35 | 97% | 2025-03-13 |
| 23435. | dvorak (vanta_) | 70.35 | 95% | 2023-06-15 |
| 23436. | Colemak_Nash (nashracer) | 70.35 | 96.3% | 2023-06-19 |
| 23437. | lassipls (lassipls) | 70.35 | 94% | 2013-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |