Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2879. | VIBE (sorry_for_winning) | 72.15 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 2880. | Sang (minhsang1302) | 72.15 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2881. | Malzii (malzii) | 72.14 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 2882. | Aron (aronbk) | 72.13 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 2883. | Graham (grayham11) | 72.13 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 2884. | RRKS (rrks43) | 72.10 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 2885. | dedknd (dedknd) | 72.10 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 2886. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 72.09 | 99% | 2017-08-06 |
| 2887. | Omar (decapod) | 72.08 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2888. | Eshan (mister_mediocre) | 72.08 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 2889. | Joshua (buckerts) | 72.07 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 2890. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 72.06 | 96% | 2017-08-09 |
| 2891. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 72.02 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 2892. | Hoang (sanh01) | 72.01 | 99% | 2020-08-02 |
| 2893. | beige.phalarope (christianhr) | 72.00 | 98% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2894. | swagfish (4thunion) | 72.00 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2895. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 71.99 | 98% | 2017-10-21 |
| 2896. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 71.99 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 2897. | JJ Johnson Son (slaggen) | 71.99 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2898. | Clarence (thedolphinater) | 71.98 | 95% | 2017-12-24 |
| 2899. | James (profitc) | 71.98 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 2900. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 71.97 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2901. | Hessi (hessijames) | 71.95 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 2902. | Kamos (kmakacidrain12g2) | 71.95 | 94% | 2017-08-23 |
| 2903. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 71.95 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2904. | Terra (terranavis) | 71.94 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 2905. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 71.92 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 2906. | Ben (financialwar) | 71.92 | 95% | 2017-12-06 |
| 2907. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 71.92 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 2908. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 71.91 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |