Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32829. | Utkarsh (utkarshmalik211) | 47.65 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 32830. | Anderson (anderson4281) | 47.65 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 32831. | vici (vici) | 47.65 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 32832. | jack (ankahips) | 47.64 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
| 32833. | vm (vm_gojiya) | 47.64 | 94% | 2021-03-08 |
| 32834. | ioana (ioana191) | 47.64 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 32835. | dewy (dewy03) | 47.63 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
| 32836. | Fi (rocafili) | 47.63 | 95% | 2016-02-24 |
| 32837. | Mikael (mikael_abe) | 47.63 | 93% | 2021-11-20 |
| 32838. | Rony (joyrony) | 47.63 | 91% | 2012-07-28 |
| 32839. | chris (androidmk) | 47.63 | 93% | 2013-12-16 |
| 32840. | Ankit (ankp) | 47.62 | 95% | 2023-01-26 |
| 32841. | Sushil (fadingocean) | 47.62 | 89% | 2013-09-18 |
| 32842. | Masterx2海绵。宝宝 (fe... | 47.62 | 86% | 2013-07-03 |
| 32843. | Tom (tomk) | 47.62 | 79% | 2012-10-19 |
| 32844. | Morgan (9amdreamer) | 47.62 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 32845. | Dev (ananddev) | 47.61 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 32846. | Jesus_thankyou (rahul_3515) | 47.61 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 32847. | Lauren (laurenteller) | 47.61 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
| 32848. | Viktor (rocket48875) | 47.61 | 96.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 32849. | Beau Ivan Louie (sarsi22) | 47.61 | 83% | 2011-10-25 |
| 32850. | richard (mandeeprana) | 47.61 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 32851. | Joyce (joelly) | 47.61 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 32852. | Cristina (cristina24) | 47.61 | 97% | 2013-02-18 |
| 32853. | Tim (go_next) | 47.60 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
| 32854. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 47.60 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 32855. | Celia (celialg) | 47.60 | 95% | 2015-09-18 |
| 32856. | 🍕 (neeck) | 47.60 | 94% | 2016-10-26 |
| 32857. | gustovthegreat (gustovthegr... | 47.60 | 92% | 2012-10-17 |
| 32858. | Melk (melk3) | 47.60 | 89% | 2016-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |