Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 96. | (boy_314) | 133.85 | 99% | 2019-06-29 |
| 97. | _(=.=)_ (residober) | 133.76 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 98. | (voort) | 133.72 | 100% | 2021-07-20 |
| 99. | soup (soupy) | 133.59 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 100. | ⦗🧛⦘ ⦓☾✹✯𝚅... | 133.55 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 101. | Joe (seph_of_joe) | 133.04 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 102. | (clergy) | 132.92 | 98.2% | 2024-05-21 |
| 103. | (filth001) | 132.86 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 104. | ityper (isre64) | 132.77 | 99% | 2017-12-22 |
| 105. | Larryjr (alanis) | 132.73 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 106. | yum (yumman) | 132.65 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 107. | Resync (resync) | 132.47 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 108. | (dawittymidget) | 132.39 | 100% | 2021-08-04 |
| 109. | ♀ (independent_western_wo... | 132.24 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 110. | Ahmad (slayman19) | 132.00 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 111. | (vixt) | 132.00 | 99% | 2019-01-24 |
| 112. | Amen [Dvorak-Trainee] (amun) | 131.92 | 99% | 2018-11-13 |
| 113. | Qfwfq (qfwfq) | 131.78 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 114. | [10FF] Jashe (jakob2000) | 131.72 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 115. | Paulie (pauliegohome) | 131.32 | 99% | 2017-12-11 |
| 116. | Fatass (fatassfingers) | 131.21 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 117. | Wolfram (wolfram74) | 131.17 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 118. | Victor (jesuschrist2003) | 131.00 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 119. | Jason (jbb817) | 130.69 | 99% | 2018-03-01 |
| 120. | ElderKingpin (elderkingpin) | 130.63 | 98% | 2019-11-18 |
| 121. | Lee (cytokid101) | 130.61 | 100% | 2019-12-30 |
| 122. | Dylan (dr_gammaray) | 130.59 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 123. | Jauhar (indoviet) | 130.26 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 124. | Jake (epicjake72) | 129.88 | 98% | 2019-11-18 |
| 125. | Kowala Bear (gaverpro) | 129.70 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |