So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 629. | Andrew (slimyhobo) | 75.30 | 95% | 2013-10-29 |
| 630. | WN (woanning) | 75.07 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 631. | Shalamar (shalamar) | 74.98 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 632. | Chien (xuanchien) | 74.78 | 93% | 2014-03-19 |
| 633. | B (bjwong) | 74.71 | 95% | 2014-05-03 |
| 634. | Benito (benito_greengrass) | 74.67 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 635. | Vincent (vav17) | 74.62 | 93% | 2017-02-13 |
| 636. | whimsicalities (whimsicalit... | 74.57 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 637. | Oscar (kehlet5) | 74.43 | 91% | 2013-09-09 |
| 638. | Log (lognes) | 74.37 | 94% | 2017-08-18 |
| 639. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 74.35 | 95% | 2016-08-25 |
| 640. | Stella (tansan23) | 74.26 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 641. | Jesse (myoga) | 74.19 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 642. | The Long Road™ (lurigetsg... | 74.18 | 93% | 2017-03-15 |
| 643. | JR (a98f3is4me) | 73.99 | 90% | 2016-04-29 |
| 644. | Jan (synatec) | 73.89 | 96% | 2017-05-02 |
| 645. | Amtrix (amtrix) | 73.86 | 95% | 2011-09-10 |
| 646. | Dan (uberzoonie) | 73.80 | 90% | 2015-12-22 |
| 647. | Jason (jason1314) | 73.79 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 648. | Jasper (jasperlin1996) | 73.79 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 649. | Sandy (lapin) | 73.72 | 97% | 2012-01-24 |
| 650. | ... (rushman) | 73.69 | 99% | 2016-08-04 |
| 651. | Angelina (noangelinano) | 73.52 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 652. | Why are you (so___slow) | 73.51 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 653. | Hakohn (hakohn) | 73.36 | 95% | 2021-10-19 |
| 654. | Canyon (canman1222) | 73.33 | 95% | 2022-03-21 |
| 655. | Fried (frieddust) | 73.33 | 86% | 2015-09-21 |
| 656. | William (sonikdude) | 73.24 | 94% | 2014-09-16 |
| 657. | bigjonas (bigjonas) | 73.21 | 92% | 2014-06-09 |
| 658. | hot__ (hot0336) | 73.11 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 16,061 | 41.92 | August 8, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 83 | 53.84 | April 4, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 18 | 32.11 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 8 | 50.19 | January 27, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 37.51 | September 30, 2021 |