And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17898. | Salem (dargana) | 82.80 | 91% | 2014-08-28 |
| 17899. | Dvorak (dvoraktrainer) | 82.80 | 96% | 2015-07-17 |
| 17900. | Shyama Priya (srege) | 82.80 | 92% | 2014-12-07 |
| 17901. | A (lvorg) | 82.80 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 17902. | Brandon (itsbarn) | 82.80 | 92% | 2013-05-25 |
| 17903. | Food (uqi821) | 82.80 | 93% | 2016-12-08 |
| 17904. | cyifkae (baiioon_colemak) | 82.80 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 17905. | Max (xiinq) | 82.80 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 17906. | A.S.M.777 (a_s_m_777) | 82.80 | 94% | 2021-06-30 |
| 17907. | Ren (yozj) | 82.80 | 92% | 2017-02-20 |
| 17908. | learning how (iamimago) | 82.79 | 89% | 2012-12-10 |
| 17909. | Lucas (ytrewq1992) | 82.79 | 84% | 2016-06-29 |
| 17910. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 82.79 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
| 17911. | Steven (tev0329103) | 82.79 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 17912. | Manu (horney_boy) | 82.79 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 17913. | TBo (tbo_) | 82.79 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 17914. | DeanMachine44 (deanmachine44) | 82.78 | 98% | 2015-01-06 |
| 17915. | Jair (adcsosa) | 82.78 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 17916. | Snibler (snibler) | 82.78 | 91% | 2015-10-18 |
| 17917. | Nick (salt__) | 82.78 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 17918. | Bakisa (baksia) | 82.78 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 17919. | Sahil (bigyeet555) | 82.78 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 17920. | Amtrix (amtrix) | 82.78 | 96% | 2011-09-25 |
| 17921. | YurQ (yurq) | 82.77 | 93% | 2017-02-03 |
| 17922. | Hieu (quanghieu1012) | 82.77 | 96% | 2013-06-25 |
| 17923. | Iris (irisq) | 82.77 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 17924. | Melon (melonxo) | 82.77 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
| 17925. | IQ (iqthescique) | 82.77 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 17926. | Florent (flowrange) | 82.76 | 96% | 2011-12-13 |
| 17927. | EMPERIC (kingofgaems) | 82.76 | 88% | 2013-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |