I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16912. | Sean (manbeervark) | 71.44 | 96% | 2016-05-21 |
| 16913. | FatPenguin (fatpenguin_) | 71.43 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 16914. | Prem (merpx) | 71.43 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 16915. | Evan (vandio) | 71.43 | 93% | 2015-04-21 |
| 16916. | inactive_potato (dinhnguyen08) | 71.43 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 16917. | Hiro (hiroshima) | 71.43 | 92% | 2016-12-18 |
| 16918. | Ben (benzoman) | 71.43 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 16919. | Fitri (endeavor42) | 71.43 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 16920. | Ed (cyancity) | 71.43 | 97% | 2016-12-23 |
| 16921. | Nikita (azeko) | 71.42 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 16922. | abhnv (abhnv) | 71.41 | 99% | 2025-06-13 |
| 16923. | pbj (thepbj) | 71.41 | 95% | 2022-09-30 |
| 16924. | Lucas (lucilli) | 71.41 | 94.2% | 2021-02-13 |
| 16925. | Vanish2k (vanish2k) | 71.41 | 97% | 2016-08-23 |
| 16926. | Vedant (ved2254) | 71.40 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 16927. | Tiger (lilnhan) | 71.40 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 16928. | Ngoune (tyrex1) | 71.39 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 16929. | beanstalk (beanstalktypes) | 71.39 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 16930. | D (consumption) | 71.39 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 16931. | Son (memorrick) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 16932. | Waffle (lpwaffleman) | 71.39 | 90% | 2016-11-03 |
| 16933. | Amber (flootloops) | 71.39 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 16934. | Allen (tehlazer1) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 16935. | Skoobadooba (skoobadooba) | 71.39 | 95.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16936. | Bazzbubb (bazzbubb) | 71.39 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 16937. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 71.39 | 96% | 2015-06-16 |
| 16938. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 71.39 | 97% | 2018-05-25 |
| 16939. | kil_tk (amrit_malla) | 71.39 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| 16940. | Besho (beshofabio) | 71.38 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 16941. | sherlock (chetan69) | 71.38 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |