I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5113. | GeneralCuddles (taelfael) | 99.63 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 5114. | Modesta (modestaapje) | 99.63 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
| 5115. | Julius (juliusda) | 99.62 | 98% | 2025-07-22 |
| 5116. | jangar (dvorjack) | 99.62 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 5117. | Andrew (andrew_the_guy) | 99.62 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 5118. | Alex (hirage) | 99.62 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 5119. | James (jamesof92) | 99.61 | 95% | 2015-12-05 |
| 5120. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 99.61 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 5121. | Dale (owenone) | 99.60 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 5122. | RyeBread (shmuggit) | 99.60 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 5123. | Nub (n0bman) | 99.60 | 98.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 5124. | k (mc0sta) | 99.60 | 99% | 2024-04-07 |
| 5125. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 99.60 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5126. | Zaforkudo (zaforkudo) | 99.59 | 97% | 2025-05-03 |
| 5127. | Lucas Wardly (lwardly) | 99.59 | 96% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5128. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 99.59 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 5129. | Gay (fujikage999) | 99.58 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 5130. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 99.58 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 5131. | TheOneAndOnlyX (theoneandon... | 99.58 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 5132. | Daniel (dlomboy) | 99.58 | 98% | 2024-02-26 |
| 5133. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 99.58 | 99% | 2017-10-28 |
| 5134. | whupdup (whupdup) | 99.58 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 5135. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 99.57 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 5136. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 99.57 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| 5137. | Daniel (zdaniel02_) | 99.56 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 5138. | Alex (alexfilipe) | 99.56 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 5139. | Charlie (cduong04) | 99.56 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 5140. | alex (schafted361) | 99.56 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
| 5141. | 건축가 (archreel) | 99.55 | 96.5% | 2024-04-11 |
| 5142. | Tyler (tjang) | 99.55 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |