Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8577. | Bob (wtfmid0ing) | 92.19 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 8578. | Ryan (wolfhacker21) | 92.19 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8579. | Pat (artham) | 92.19 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 8580. | Ahpoo (ahpoo) | 92.18 | 95% | 2025-06-14 |
| 8581. | Michael (val_slow) | 92.18 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 8582. | Kajus (kaoskajus) | 92.18 | 100% | 2018-11-26 |
| 8583. | marcos (marcos06) | 92.17 | 99% | 2024-05-15 |
| 8584. | afh iyh (adiwilaga) | 92.17 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 8585. | Aaron (with2as) | 92.17 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
| 8586. | ColtCobra (coltcobra) | 92.17 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 8587. | corrode (nothanksgiving) | 92.17 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 8588. | Please use an appropriate n... | 92.17 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 8589. | nizika (shouronpou) | 92.17 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 8590. | Andrew (dazhengyi) | 92.16 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 8591. | Jack (jacknachos) | 92.16 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 8592. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 92.16 | 97.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 8593. | Ali (amizan8653) | 92.15 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 8594. | beema (beema) | 92.15 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
| 8595. | Sam (sam3456) | 92.15 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 8596. | nilo (nilo_) | 92.14 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8597. | Spraito (spraito) | 92.14 | 98.5% | 2023-09-25 |
| 8598. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 92.14 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 8599. | La (guinea_peeg_1234) | 92.14 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 8600. | anyou (asianguy2816) | 92.14 | 99% | 2020-07-22 |
| 8601. | Moon (albertasdude) | 92.13 | 96% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8602. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 92.13 | 99% | 2019-09-18 |
| 8603. | Shehryar (contagious_racing) | 92.12 | 97.2% | 2024-08-20 |
| 8604. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 92.12 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8605. | Brenden (proguitarist) | 92.12 | 98.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8606. | (you) (anilo) | 92.11 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |