Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2957. | Sam (hgfgjgpg) | 70.20 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 2958. | mky (omkyo) | 70.16 | 94% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2959. | Tung (tungarsenal97) | 70.15 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 2960. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 70.14 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 2961. | Arno (cactusbald) | 70.14 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 2962. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 70.13 | 96% | 2018-07-17 |
| 2963. | Des (desl) | 70.13 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2964. | TT (teabough) | 70.12 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 2965. | Ryan (rjasinski7) | 70.12 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2966. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 70.10 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 2967. | Tyler (tyshadd) | 70.10 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 2968. | Amit (amit_panwar) | 70.06 | 99% | 2018-05-09 |
| 2969. | n00b (gimape07) | 70.05 | 95% | 2020-01-02 |
| 2970. | sam (frijolhead) | 70.04 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 2971. | Liam (1snowbane420) | 70.02 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2972. | Jennifer (jbgarner) | 70.02 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 2973. | Amit (amitu7) | 70.01 | 99% | 2018-03-06 |
| 2974. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 69.98 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 2975. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 69.96 | 94% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2976. | Susan (susanshu) | 69.95 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2977. | KM9 (kunal2795) | 69.95 | 95% | 2019-06-14 |
| 2978. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 69.94 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2979. | Lars (aaberg) | 69.92 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 2980. | Louise (louise_p) | 69.90 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 2981. | Sal (salcommisso) | 69.90 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 2982. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 69.89 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 2983. | Khin (khin101) | 69.89 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 2984. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 69.88 | 100% | 2019-08-25 |
| 2985. | Christian (sungwookeee) | 69.88 | 95% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2986. | Alvin (alwin630) | 69.87 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |