As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14126. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 74.21 | 97% | 2016-06-20 |
| 14127. | dix (cervixpaunch) | 74.21 | 93% | 2016-02-03 |
| 14128. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 74.20 | 96.3% | 2024-01-30 |
| 14129. | Faith (faithdavis) | 74.20 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 14130. | TryMucinex (trymucinex) | 74.20 | 98% | 2017-07-20 |
| 14131. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 74.20 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 14132. | Anthony (anthonydsr) | 74.20 | 94% | 2020-11-15 |
| 14133. | John (lerayx) | 74.20 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 14134. | Ba (rodgzilla) | 74.20 | 95% | 2016-10-20 |
| 14135. | Opponent (opponent) | 74.20 | 90% | 2015-05-02 |
| 14136. | gotta zayn (enjajaja) | 74.20 | 95% | 2016-06-14 |
| 14137. | CJ (thatkid004) | 74.19 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 14138. | SmokeChase (smokechase) | 74.19 | 99% | 2019-09-05 |
| 14139. | Shivam (exergo) | 74.19 | 99% | 2021-08-19 |
| 14140. | zero (ozero) | 74.19 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
| 14141. | Igor (ikarus_873) | 74.19 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 14142. | Loku5150 (loku5150) | 74.18 | 97% | 2024-07-09 |
| 14143. | Amelia (amelia03) | 74.18 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 14144. | Pias (piasroy) | 74.18 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 14145. | Lenn (the_lenn) | 74.17 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14146. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 74.17 | 92% | 2016-12-14 |
| 14147. | Sammmy (qsinbad) | 74.16 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 14148. | Courtney (croy726) | 74.16 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
| 14149. | Mari (axlyis) | 74.16 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14150. | Jack (randomdize) | 74.16 | 96% | 2016-08-16 |
| 14151. | aydin (fxaydin) | 74.15 | 97% | 2015-06-15 |
| 14152. | Mary (mitm) | 74.15 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 14153. | Lian (paullian) | 74.15 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 14154. | Woot80419 (woot80419) | 74.15 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 14155. | Jos (joschrs) | 74.15 | 91% | 2015-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |