So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14252. | Harley (bodyguild1) | 77.81 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 14253. | george (gosha_bu) | 77.81 | 98% | 2013-01-07 |
| 14254. | charlotte (jeffsaturd) | 77.81 | 96% | 2011-07-21 |
| 14255. | halfcab (halfcab) | 77.80 | 92% | 2015-10-17 |
| 14256. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 77.80 | 95% | 2014-11-22 |
| 14257. | Cell (cell) | 77.80 | 93% | 2016-08-14 |
| 14258. | Rushit (rushit) | 77.79 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 14259. | Noah (nodigermanium) | 77.79 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 14260. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 77.79 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 14261. | Matthew (mattaohem) | 77.79 | 97% | 2015-12-26 |
| 14262. | JoaoPauluu (joaopauluu) | 77.79 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14263. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 77.79 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14264. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 77.79 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 14265. | James (irishaggie) | 77.79 | 96% | 2016-06-03 |
| 14266. | Lonie (loniewong) | 77.79 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 14267. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 77.79 | 93% | 2017-04-29 |
| 14268. | MrSeah (mrseahdotcom) | 77.78 | 95% | 2016-02-09 |
| 14269. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 77.78 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 14270. | Steffi (arghsteffi) | 77.78 | 94% | 2015-01-03 |
| 14271. | Erol (amaranth) | 77.78 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 14272. | nfpsyco (msnnick3) | 77.77 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 14273. | Timmy (air_) | 77.77 | 96% | 2014-07-23 |
| 14274. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 77.77 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| 14275. | Elmundo (fruff) | 77.77 | — | 2009-10-22 |
| 14276. | Yash (naughtyboy) | 77.77 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 14277. | duy (duyanhpt1) | 77.77 | 96% | 2013-05-09 |
| 14278. | Typografo (typografo) | 77.76 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 14279. | Bill (achabill) | 77.76 | 95% | 2016-01-12 |
| 14280. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 77.76 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 14281. | JetroCuber (jetrocuber) | 77.76 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |