So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21776. | Randy (randyli) | 65.11 | 94% | 2022-10-29 |
| 21777. | boaz (boazclefairy) | 65.11 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 21778. | Lafa (calafa) | 65.11 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 21779. | Anais (fudgeebarr) | 65.11 | 95.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 21780. | stitches (fabrics) | 65.11 | 92% | 2013-11-10 |
| 21781. | lamal (lamal) | 65.11 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 21782. | Mark (pengy64646) | 65.10 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 21783. | Nasir (nasir_hussain) | 65.10 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 21784. | Tonmaii (tonmaiii) | 65.10 | 94% | 2023-03-08 |
| 21785. | Mun (sy13197) | 65.10 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 21786. | Philip (mil0ck) | 65.10 | 90% | 2014-07-01 |
| 21787. | Gary (ggaarryy12340) | 65.10 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 21788. | Increasespeed (increasespeed) | 65.10 | 98% | 2012-09-22 |
| 21789. | DelBoski (delbboski) | 65.10 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 21790. | Taylor (pemberton47) | 65.10 | 93% | 2012-11-17 |
| 21791. | Reuben (electriclzombie) | 65.10 | 97% | 2013-11-21 |
| 21792. | Claudia (aaaaccdillruyz) | 65.09 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 21793. | Terry (explodingbug4) | 65.09 | 91% | 2015-12-03 |
| 21794. | Ahmed (ahmedeid) | 65.09 | 92% | 2016-12-23 |
| 21795. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 65.09 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 21796. | Harry (twister789) | 65.09 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 21797. | Michal (buzna) | 65.09 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 21798. | Bikram (wood_cutter) | 65.09 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 21799. | Jan (shortext) | 65.09 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 21800. | writing.com (rhodafeet) | 65.09 | 97% | 2016-02-27 |
| 21801. | Gaphnix (gaphnix) | 65.08 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 21802. | Adam (triazo) | 65.08 | 92% | 2013-04-02 |
| 21803. | Gohan4723 (gohan4723) | 65.08 | 93% | 2014-08-27 |
| 21804. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 65.08 | 94% | 2019-05-05 |
| 21805. | Paul (pwall149) | 65.08 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |