So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5361. | Nick (speedracer013) | 97.83 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5362. | Sarcasm (sarcasmsc) | 97.83 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
| 5363. | ruru (awestrike) | 97.83 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 5364. | KB Master (duckyfire) | 97.83 | 92% | 2015-08-26 |
| 5365. | Jonathan (insanegamerwow) | 97.82 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5366. | Danny (dannyboythezombie) | 97.82 | 99% | 2013-04-12 |
| 5367. | Alex (majesticalex) | 97.82 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5368. | liam (bobross420) | 97.82 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 5369. | N (stereo) | 97.82 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 5370. | Sagacity (sagacity) | 97.81 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 5371. | Maru (maruchan) | 97.81 | 98% | 2012-08-17 |
| 5372. | FirstName (jeff9690) | 97.80 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 5373. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 97.80 | 99% | 2022-02-09 |
| 5374. | Samuel (xxomg74) | 97.80 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
| 5375. | David (davidsj) | 97.80 | 94% | 2011-12-06 |
| 5376. | dalineth (dalineth) | 97.80 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 5377. | Aman (aman.world@gmail.com) | 97.78 | 99% | 2013-10-14 |
| 5378. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 97.78 | 100% | 2022-10-09 |
| 5379. | Isaac (neontrotsky) | 97.78 | 95% | 2015-11-13 |
| 5380. | helium (helium) | 97.78 | 98% | 2012-01-14 |
| 5381. | Bridgit (cosmic5) | 97.78 | 91% | 2014-07-18 |
| 5382. | Xyrwen (hoosteric) | 97.77 | 93% | 2014-06-13 |
| 5383. | Cake (tonu) | 97.77 | 99% | 2015-11-29 |
| 5384. | (roiii) | 97.77 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5385. | Jaguar (jaguar21) | 97.77 | 98% | 2015-05-06 |
| 5386. | Jacob (thundermcking) | 97.76 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 5387. | Owen (taenguar) | 97.76 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 5388. | Typos (leonqn23) | 97.76 | 98% | 2014-03-08 |
| 5389. | Brown (sh4rk) | 97.76 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 5390. | Jeff (jeformica) | 97.75 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |