I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2984. | Wyz (wyzzard123) | 109.35 | 97% | 2015-07-22 |
| 2985. | aspekt (_aspekt) | 109.31 | 96.8% | 2024-10-29 |
| 2986. | hey everyone :) (razertypist) | 109.31 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2987. | BlazeFingers (blazefingers) | 109.31 | 90% | 2015-04-09 |
| 2988. | Please use an appropriate n... | 109.28 | 98.3% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2989. | Aaron (aaronbeastall) | 109.28 | 97% | 2016-08-08 |
| 2990. | Ignas (gaskus) | 109.28 | 99% | 2023-12-29 |
| 2991. | Literally (kisagiseirei) | 109.28 | 99% | 2017-08-04 |
| 2992. | madsin5022 (pmadhukar2) | 109.27 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
| 2993. | Alenygam (provola23) | 109.26 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 2994. | Carl (greviepaug) | 109.26 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2995. | ahaha (klaci) | 109.25 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 2996. | wtfamidoing (acc99) | 109.25 | 98.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2997. | E (ewu120) | 109.25 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 2998. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 109.25 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 2999. | Boyance (boyance) | 109.25 | 90% | 2015-04-06 |
| 3000. | David (am4sian) | 109.24 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 3001. | Alex (eagles1106) | 109.24 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
| 3002. | Devota (devota) | 109.24 | 94% | 2016-07-01 |
| 3003. | penrose (penrosecat) | 109.23 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 3004. | N (nrambo2000) | 109.23 | 97% | 2016-12-24 |
| 3005. | Ingyou (ingsta) | 109.22 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 3006. | Khastro (peterakd) | 109.22 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
| 3007. | + (thevulture) | 109.22 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 3008. | YOUR DAD IS SEXY & HANDSOME... | 109.22 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 3009. | Nannoo (nannoo) | 109.22 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 3010. | pomgie (achan66) | 109.21 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 3011. | Arga (argasaragih) | 109.21 | 98.5% | 2023-12-29 |
| 3012. | RayRay (fiery2) | 109.21 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
| 3013. | Ted (xted) | 109.21 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |