Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2569. | lockijazz (lockijazz) | 73.74 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
2570. | Soren Nilsen (wmf992) | 73.71 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
2571. | Ed (enormoused) | 73.69 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
2572. | Alin (alinmera) | 73.68 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
2573. | Beagle (beagledantes) | 73.66 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
2574. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 73.64 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
2575. | Matthew (spocket123) | 73.62 | 94% | 2019-03-07 |
2576. | Ulises (umoreno) | 73.61 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
2577. | Dan Jayson (danjayson) | 73.60 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
2578. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 73.59 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
2579. | Naisargi (mehtaphysicalfool) | 73.57 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
2580. | Brigid (riniti) | 73.56 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
2581. | FakeDriving (amaterats) | 73.55 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
2582. | Matthias (sirfelion) | 73.54 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
2583. | Logan (loganft) | 73.54 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
2584. | Chen (novakids) | 73.54 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
2585. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 73.52 | 99% | 2020-01-23 |
2586. | Loki (fuukaeri) | 73.52 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
2587. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 73.47 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
2588. | udo (deep231199) | 73.47 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
2589. | Brofist (bhyper) | 73.47 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
2590. | Jack (spiral64) | 73.45 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
2591. | Zachary (sk8erbo1) | 73.43 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
2592. | Harui (haruihiro) | 73.42 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
2593. | An (noswear999) | 73.41 | 96% | 2019-08-14 |
2594. | Sam (cattheory) | 73.41 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
2595. | JoshTheBear19 (joshthebear) | 73.38 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
2596. | Robin (nastysnatch) | 73.38 | 94% | 2018-04-29 |
2597. | Carly (cp_beth) | 73.37 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
2598. | Lol (fatsug) | 73.37 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |