As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18409. | srm (ducklyn) | 59.46 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
18410. | Artixtics (artixtics) | 59.46 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
18411. | Ethan (bossbell377) | 59.46 | 95% | 2022-12-07 |
18412. | luz (luzyb92109) | 59.46 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
18413. | Omar (om17) | 59.46 | 94% | 2016-10-04 |
18414. | Lauren (laurentdot8) | 59.45 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
18415. | lelle (davinkyy) | 59.45 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
18416. | Max (maxlau09) | 59.45 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
18417. | Pranjal (haanhaargaya) | 59.45 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
18418. | TeddY (jirayut) | 59.45 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
18419. | Matt (mdcfalcon) | 59.45 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
18420. | Austin (misanthropical) | 59.45 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
18421. | lazybones (blmkdo) | 59.44 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
18422. | Petr (chytris) | 59.44 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
18423. | Henry (henry_) | 59.44 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
18424. | T1mmy1 (t1mmy1) | 59.44 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
18425. | tstats[abdul_hakeem123] (ab... | 59.43 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
18426. | vigarded (vigarded) | 59.43 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
18427. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 59.43 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
18428. | Johny (johnyt) | 59.42 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
18429. | Bog (bogleesh) | 59.41 | 95% | 2019-03-25 |
18430. | awfully-panicky (allnamesar... | 59.41 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
18431. | Diego (thebeastboi__) | 59.41 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
18432. | From (hastalavistababy) | 59.39 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
18433. | Bob (cheetletoes) | 59.39 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
18434. | yo (booligan) | 59.39 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
18435. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 59.39 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
18436. | Abhijeet (free_wanderer) | 59.38 | 95% | 2022-05-20 |
18437. | naif (naifpar) | 59.38 | 94.2% | 2021-02-03 |
18438. | asdfasdf (dfjsfsfdgsgdfg) | 59.38 | 100% | 2019-01-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |