So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15343. | Ken (kenny7sccr) | 75.19 | 97% | 2012-12-04 |
15344. | Daniel (ganestalay) | 75.18 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
15345. | Chris (birdbrainer) | 75.18 | 95% | 2013-07-30 |
15346. | Marcy (melvindvorak) | 75.18 | 94% | 2017-01-18 |
15347. | Erdenebat (speed8019) | 75.18 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
15348. | oops (thinktank) | 75.18 | 95% | 2013-01-05 |
15349. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 75.18 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
15350. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 75.18 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
15351. | Maria (mariam1) | 75.18 | — | 2008-11-22 |
15352. | Guest (nextelement) | 75.18 | 98% | 2016-10-22 |
15353. | Bach (bwv988) | 75.18 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
15354. | Fillip (fillipdots) | 75.17 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
15355. | Kaeng (xxx_hikari) | 75.17 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
15356. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 75.17 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
15357. | Bernard (booournz) | 75.17 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
15358. | Anh (yayme12345) | 75.17 | — | 2009-07-30 |
15359. | zevelyn (ikrarwinata) | 75.16 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
15360. | Sam (epixzz) | 75.16 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
15361. | Amit (adeon6) | 75.16 | — | 2010-01-16 |
15362. | Joe (thejow) | 75.16 | — | 2010-07-08 |
15363. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 75.16 | 96% | 2014-09-27 |
15364. | Shotsov (shotsov_qvickly) | 75.16 | 94% | 2011-12-28 |
15365. | Zachary (funnyzakk) | 75.16 | 90% | 2015-07-24 |
15366. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 75.16 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
15367. | Marwan (merwa3) | 75.15 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
15368. | Emily (em66) | 75.15 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
15369. | Brent (solax10) | 75.15 | 93% | 2013-04-18 |
15370. | TeMyOnG (mellin) | 75.15 | — | 2011-03-29 |
15371. | Caleb (hoosierboy) | 75.15 | 96% | 2013-03-03 |
15372. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 75.15 | 96% | 2015-08-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |