I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8280. | Marshall (stoppednile) | 94.30 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 8281. | daniel3131 (daniel3131) | 94.30 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 8282. | Jack (manbearpig01) | 94.29 | 98.2% | 2025-03-07 |
| 8283. | I (tofuture) | 94.29 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 8284. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8285. | Bena (benakena) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8286. | Markus (mkh90) | 94.29 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
| 8287. | mason (mwedding) | 94.28 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 8288. | Tats (tatss) | 94.28 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8289. | winter (cora_) | 94.27 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 8290. | Peter (peterpotomus) | 94.26 | 99% | 2018-03-28 |
| 8291. | Opu (samops) | 94.26 | 99.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8292. | Moises (moiscmigu) | 94.26 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 8293. | senpai (chottomatte) | 94.26 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 8294. | Xiverz (xiverz) | 94.26 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8295. | Sameer (sameer_2) | 94.26 | 97.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8296. | als_PARV (als_parv) | 94.25 | 99.4% | 2025-01-21 |
| 8297. | Marcelino Willy (marukun_ni... | 94.25 | 100% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8298. | Janco (wolfwolfhoelaatisdit) | 94.25 | 99% | 2023-03-13 |
| 8299. | erty (someone8888) | 94.25 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8300. | Amanda (nochu11) | 94.25 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 8301. | nguyen120107 (vunguyen120107) | 94.24 | 98.2% | 2025-05-17 |
| 8302. | EquationEnthusiast (equatio... | 94.24 | 94.9% | 2024-11-10 |
| 8303. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 94.24 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 8304. | Spistro (spistro) | 94.23 | 97.2% | 2023-11-21 |
| 8305. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 94.22 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 8306. | WaseeM (w4seem) | 94.21 | 96.7% | 2024-06-09 |
| 8307. | Dabber (xzy331) | 94.21 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8308. | k (spd_y) | 94.21 | 96% | 2019-10-08 |
| 8309. | Myles (expertgoat) | 94.20 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |