Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1940. | Ekko (blue9995566) | 56.13 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1941. | Adam (iadam368) | 56.10 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1942. | UniiQuee (uniiquee) | 56.09 | 96% | 2019-07-16 |
| 1943. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 56.08 | 95% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1944. | Joshua (kim456) | 56.07 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 1945. | jakub (jakub177) | 56.02 | 96% | 2018-06-09 |
| 1946. | Ezra (ezrablankmarks) | 56.01 | 95% | 2018-05-23 |
| 1947. | Bill (youngbilliam) | 55.97 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 1948. | Leigh (leightm) | 55.96 | 95% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1949. | yu (piaoyi) | 55.94 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1950. | Wahyu (wahyuwerayana) | 55.92 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 1951. | rt (rtizzle) | 55.89 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 1952. | Chris (thegamer4g) | 55.87 | 94% | 2017-09-23 |
| 1953. | Urgency (urgency) | 55.86 | 93% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1954. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 55.84 | 95% | 2019-05-16 |
| 1955. | রিফাত (rifat_072) | 55.84 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1956. | Ryan (alphatypergo) | 55.80 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1957. | AZ (tundoo) | 55.76 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 1958. | Felix (felixthefroggo) | 55.75 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
| 1959. | enzo (sockenzo) | 55.74 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 1960. | Cobra (cobra03) | 55.74 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 1961. | Jonas (david_konka) | 55.71 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1962. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 55.67 | 96% | 2017-08-25 |
| 1963. | Serge (sergewasd) | 55.67 | 94% | 2017-10-09 |
| 1964. | Arun (arun4033622) | 55.66 | 94% | 2018-01-07 |
| 1965. | Vincent (waldoo) | 55.65 | 94% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1966. | Garrett (joejoefriez) | 55.64 | 94% | 2018-04-24 |
| 1967. | Alexander (abildsoe) | 55.63 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1968. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 55.63 | 94% | 2018-07-10 |
| 1969. | Steve (maltrongeek) | 55.63 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |