The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9585. | Bea (libbearator) | 89.52 | 99% | 2019-12-21 | 
| 9586. | Praveen (ergodox) | 89.52 | 98% | 2015-04-23 | 
| 9587. | Scott (slaveofcores) | 89.52 | 96% | 2019-05-01 | 
| 9588. | edisonhussey (furox) | 89.51 | 96% | 2025-01-20 | 
| 9589. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 89.51 | 98% | 2023-02-26 | 
| 9590. | Ian (doughs) | 89.51 | 95% | 2023-06-21 | 
| 9591. | Kamran (kamranagayev) | 89.51 | 96% | 2015-04-13 | 
| 9592. | Nathan (96retsamkcid) | 89.51 | 98% | 2021-02-24 | 
| 9593. | 🌸Peaches & Cream (easy_g... | 89.51 | 97% | 2021-03-06 | 
| 9594. | DrApe (howardshan) | 89.51 | 96% | 2014-06-19 | 
| 9595. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 89.51 | 98% | 2021-01-14 | 
| 9596. | Fung (cutha) | 89.51 | 97% | 2016-01-11 | 
| 9597. | Suthep (suthep) | 89.51 | 97% | 2015-02-20 | 
| 9598. | Lee (starhole) | 89.51 | 99% | 2016-08-22 | 
| 9599. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 89.51 | 98% | 2015-04-01 | 
| 9600. | Christopher (cc738) | 89.51 | 92% | 2013-01-20 | 
| 9601. | AK (alphakappa) | 89.50 | 97.8% | 2023-12-04 | 
| 9602. | leaf (lleaf) | 89.50 | 97.8% | 2023-12-22 | 
| 9603. | Luigi (jorge_da_borracha) | 89.50 | 97% | 2021-09-07 | 
| 9604. | Dann (dtejero) | 89.49 | 98% | 2024-03-25 | 
| 9605. | fingercrusher666 (fingercru... | 89.49 | 92% | 2011-12-07 | 
| 9606. | Sloww (unknownuser_) | 89.49 | 97.4% | 2024-05-07 | 
| 9607. | Ichiro (1ch1r0) | 89.49 | 98% | 2016-04-09 | 
| 9608. | Jason (smacklefunky) | 89.49 | 97.2% | 2023-11-21 | 
| 9609. | James (kimandoxs) | 89.49 | 98% | 2022-07-02 | 
| 9610. | test (cmlyma) | 89.49 | 96% | 2020-09-08 | 
| 9611. | Mauricio (mauricio_i) | 89.49 | 96% | 2012-08-02 | 
| 9612. | Axel (katalol) | 89.49 | 94% | 2014-01-26 | 
| 9613. | XxTyp1ngG0DxX (merklinn) | 89.48 | 98% | 2023-07-01 | 
| 9614. | Faisal (faisal_kaiser) | 89.48 | 95% | 2023-08-08 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 | 
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 | 
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |