I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8389. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 91.27 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 8390. | HSS (⌐■_■) (111+) (ho... | 91.26 | 98% | 2025-08-15 |
| 8391. | darsh0106 (mynamekaa) | 91.26 | 99.3% | 2025-02-08 |
| 8392. | ozmo (ozmoetr) | 91.26 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 8393. | Juni (racistjuni) | 91.25 | 96% | 2023-11-07 |
| 8394. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 91.25 | 96.5% | 2023-09-10 |
| 8395. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 91.25 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 8396. | Tim (tim_han1234) | 91.25 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
| 8397. | Majunior (majunior1) | 91.24 | 98% | 2023-06-10 |
| 8398. | Jpjt (jyrah) | 91.24 | 97.5% | 2024-11-19 |
| 8399. | Paizo (paizo) | 91.24 | 96.3% | 2023-07-13 |
| 8400. | Roman (namor2023) | 91.24 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 8401. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 91.24 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 8402. | atarih (atarih) | 91.24 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 8403. | Siddhant (code_talker) | 91.23 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8404. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 91.22 | 97.5% | 2025-04-20 |
| 8405. | steve (thegirthquake) | 91.21 | 100% | 2022-03-09 |
| 8406. | Alpha (alphablade01) | 91.21 | 97.5% | 2024-02-03 |
| 8407. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 91.20 | 99% | 2024-03-21 |
| 8408. | blue (bluedragon_) | 91.20 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 8409. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 91.20 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 8410. | Stephanie (naderly) | 91.19 | 97.5% | 2024-04-07 |
| 8411. | John (gakbo) | 91.19 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 8412. | Aleksandar (usernamegold) | 91.19 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 8413. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 91.19 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
| 8414. | salvation (mo7a_1913) | 91.19 | 95.6% | 2024-04-11 |
| 8415. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 91.19 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 8416. | Francisco (patleitao) | 91.19 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 8417. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 91.18 | 97.6% | 2023-10-17 |
| 8418. | Josh (coke_bear) | 91.18 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |