So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23349. | A (pinebug) | 63.11 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 23350. | Cool (lordmash) | 63.11 | 94% | 2017-10-26 |
| 23351. | eddy (yourmom22) | 63.11 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 23352. | Majid (majid87) | 63.11 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 23353. | van (thanhvan1311) | 63.11 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 23354. | Allan (acaa102010@yahoo.com) | 63.11 | 94% | 2013-07-04 |
| 23355. | ixora (joransk) | 63.10 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 23356. | dotMPEG (tsirotinsky) | 63.10 | 90% | 2016-02-20 |
| 23357. | forhad (forhadsustbd) | 63.10 | 96% | 2013-11-21 |
| 23358. | Mayank (dhupendar) | 63.10 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| 23359. | Likkon (likkon_maddik) | 63.10 | 96.4% | 2023-10-03 |
| 23360. | Philip (plip_1021) | 63.10 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 23361. | Snail (exspeed) | 63.10 | 93% | 2014-06-27 |
| 23362. | Ramayanam (damu_888@yahoo.c... | 63.10 | 91% | 2015-02-19 |
| 23363. | Jonathan (daemonium) | 63.10 | 98% | 2014-11-04 |
| 23364. | Ben (dabeniao) | 63.10 | 91% | 2012-04-27 |
| 23365. | mj (allucard100) | 63.09 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 23366. | Liam (typheous) | 63.09 | 92% | 2015-07-25 |
| 23367. | kepi (kepiii) | 63.09 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 23368. | Michael (michaellicata519) | 63.09 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
| 23369. | Joshua (joshuavtk) | 63.09 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 23370. | Sarah (smartgal360) | 63.09 | 89% | 2012-04-21 |
| 23371. | vaughn (youmomgae) | 63.09 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 23372. | Ayush (spectrefury) | 63.09 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 23373. | Adrian Peterson (akosipc) | 63.09 | 90% | 2012-10-25 |
| 23374. | Oscar (oscarwu) | 63.09 | 99% | 2016-07-29 |
| 23375. | rraven (rraven) | 63.08 | 89% | 2012-02-25 |
| 23376. | Ramar (thambiramar) | 63.08 | — | 2011-01-12 |
| 23377. | Kiran (kiranthapa) | 63.08 | 91% | 2015-11-16 |
| 23378. | Jess (jessina) | 63.08 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |