I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9183. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 91.65 | 99% | 2024-12-25 |
| 9184. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 91.65 | 98% | 2025-07-13 |
| 9185. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 91.64 | 98.8% | 2025-03-31 |
| 9186. | Angelo John (abalili89) | 91.64 | 99% | 2024-03-15 |
| 9187. | π»ππ’ππ¦π΄π... | 91.63 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
| 9188. | peter (gobi_the_mansoe) | 91.63 | 99% | 2018-12-19 |
| 9189. | Γlvaro (catsoup) | 91.63 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9190. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 91.63 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9191. | Sam (garuda1221) | 91.61 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 9192. | f (pap_pap_pap) | 91.61 | 96% | 2019-03-24 |
| 9193. | Jan Matthew (mattvent) | 91.61 | 99% | 2021-07-28 |
| 9194. | JJ (thejapie) | 91.61 | 89% | 2017-01-28 |
| 9195. | Arch (arch_linux) | 91.61 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9196. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 91.61 | 96% | 2019-12-25 |
| 9197. | icedew (icedew07_) | 91.60 | 98% | 2025-07-09 |
| 9198. | Jamie (kaptonplanet) | 91.60 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9199. | Jake (allterior) | 91.59 | 97.7% | 2024-05-14 |
| 9200. | rideler (rideler) | 91.59 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 9201. | broil (broil) | 91.58 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 9202. | Tina (03tina) | 91.57 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 9203. | posaidon (posaidon0802) | 91.57 | 98.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| 9204. | wpmhog (wpmhog) | 91.57 | 98.3% | 2023-06-01 |
| 9205. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 91.57 | 99% | 2022-03-26 |
| 9206. | (ifyoucanreadthisthenurtoo... | 91.57 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 9207. | Russell (russelldea) | 91.56 | 95% | 2017-01-24 |
| 9208. | Asdfg (inosol) | 91.56 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9209. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 91.55 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 9210. | James (ddir_james) | 91.55 | 98% | 2025-03-17 |
| 9211. | lazyfiki (lazyfiki) | 91.55 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 9212. | Dat (datdang) | 91.55 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |