I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13591. | kswiz (kwiz01) | 78.17 | 93.8% | 2025-04-24 |
| 13592. | Jensly (bungie0000) | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 13593. | lavan (lavangiriece) | 78.17 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 13594. | Sadie (thotchakra) | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 13595. | Havenix (havenix) | 78.17 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 13596. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 78.17 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13597. | Lulu (def__init__) | 78.17 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 13598. | BoiGrac (boigrac) | 78.17 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 13599. | Nick (crimzynn) | 78.17 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 13600. | Sylvamas (sylvamas) | 78.17 | 97% | 2016-11-19 |
| 13601. | Nick (sequoit) | 78.16 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 13602. | Johnna (jrj2105) | 78.16 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 13603. | Bram (bramjanssen) | 78.16 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 13604. | Brenden (proguitarist) | 78.16 | 96.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13605. | æ (fourchan) | 78.16 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 13606. | Fite (squidderp) | 78.16 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 13607. | Jake (allterior) | 78.15 | 95.4% | 2023-09-29 |
| 13608. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 78.15 | 95.9% | 2025-01-28 |
| 13609. | Aether (aetherbane) | 78.15 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
| 13610. | Athena (____athenaa) | 78.15 | 91% | 2017-04-21 |
| 13611. | Kieran (deathranger999) | 78.14 | 86% | 2016-10-09 |
| 13612. | Fuzzy (fuzzyjcats) | 78.14 | 99% | 2024-06-16 |
| 13613. | Lariza (lariza) | 78.14 | 99% | 2023-07-13 |
| 13614. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 78.14 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 13615. | Koshi (koshigaming) | 78.14 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 13616. | Finnnnnnn (bigfinsfananza) | 78.14 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 13617. | Toxyczny (toxyczny1) | 78.14 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 13618. | NayNay (323899617) | 78.14 | 95% | 2017-03-14 |
| 13619. | deeznts (deeznts00) | 78.13 | 96.9% | 2024-03-12 |
| 13620. | Sparkie (sparkiedoof) | 78.13 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |