Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5685. | Theodore (theoskyblue) | 46.57 | 93% | 2018-08-22 |
| 5686. | Pulkit (pspulkit1) | 46.56 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 5687. | Tom (rubik1908) | 46.55 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5688. | Yash (mitrapandit) | 46.51 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 5689. | Pranav (pranavmurray) | 46.49 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5690. | Ian (audiblemagician) | 46.48 | 94% | 2018-11-21 |
| 5691. | Pumas (pumasbro) | 46.48 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5692. | daniel jonatan (agatapouglof) | 46.48 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 5693. | Caroline (carolinelolo) | 46.45 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 5694. | heeheehee (flyingman13) | 46.44 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 5695. | Ashraf (ashraf2) | 46.42 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 5696. | Georgia (fobpatdmcr) | 46.41 | 94% | 2018-04-14 |
| 5697. | king (kingiikko) | 46.40 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 5698. | Joe (emergency) | 46.40 | 94% | 2018-02-10 |
| 5699. | DJ (deejayz_) | 46.39 | 94% | 2018-06-15 |
| 5700. | krishna (krishnasai3cks) | 46.37 | 92% | 2019-01-05 |
| 5701. | Qadu Bhai (allma_iqbal_typi... | 46.36 | 94% | 2020-11-10 |
| 5702. | Imambek (imambek) | 46.35 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 5703. | Andy (wah_wah_wah) | 46.32 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 5704. | Ivan (ivanjoh) | 46.28 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5705. | Den (denisetse) | 46.28 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 5706. | Dob (dobins) | 46.26 | 94% | 2018-09-10 |
| 5707. | sneha (sneha_1503) | 46.24 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
| 5708. | Template (template_yt) | 46.22 | 91% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5709. | Tiago (falconn98) | 46.22 | 93% | 2017-11-13 |
| 5710. | Miguel (bellcros) | 46.21 | 94% | 2020-12-12 |
| 5711. | kabir raj (kabir26) | 46.20 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 5712. | ThunderZac (thunderzac) | 46.18 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 5713. | Aymen (aymenabdesselem) | 46.18 | 96% | 2019-10-20 |
| 5714. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 46.18 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |