And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20977. | Dylan (hayoonsimp) | 77.63 | 97.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 20978. | Evan (igatteit) | 77.63 | 94% | 2022-03-03 |
| 20979. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 77.63 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 20980. | Charlie (charlie5515) | 77.63 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 20981. | tuttle (tuttle) | 77.63 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 20982. | Jaime Gabriel (_jetdoza) | 77.63 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 20983. | Malik (spandexsix34) | 77.63 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 20984. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 77.62 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 20985. | zarzych (zarzych) | 77.62 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 20986. | Joanna (kuskuskus) | 77.62 | 98% | 2014-09-30 |
| 20987. | Jim (the_belal) | 77.62 | 97% | 2012-04-30 |
| 20988. | Crazy Turtle (angry__leopard) | 77.62 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 20989. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 77.61 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 20990. | Azubi (azubi) | 77.61 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 20991. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 77.61 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 20992. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 77.61 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 20993. | Khoa (nak9x) | 77.60 | 96% | 2012-04-24 |
| 20994. | Pro (alliteration) | 77.60 | 94% | 2014-03-16 |
| 20995. | Dane (brenstem) | 77.60 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 20996. | hikaru (hikaru27) | 77.60 | 98% | 2011-09-05 |
| 20997. | Garv (monorisk) | 77.60 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 20998. | Nood1ePie (nood1epie) | 77.60 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 20999. | Will (will3214) | 77.60 | 96% | 2016-05-23 |
| 21000. | Stephen (bloodwineskg) | 77.59 | 89% | 2015-12-21 |
| 21001. | Zach (qwerty1221) | 77.59 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 21002. | Junho (junebug14) | 77.59 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 21003. | Darius (darkmead) | 77.59 | 97% | 2013-12-22 |
| 21004. | Anthony (lolsonic1234) | 77.59 | 94% | 2016-11-21 |
| 21005. | Austin (au_oz) | 77.58 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
| 21006. | redacted (winstar9909) | 77.58 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |