As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21770. | NEYT (naitsircher) | 57.15 | 95% | 2021-09-28 |
| 21771. | Raj (rajor) | 57.15 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 21772. | sofi (madisofian) | 57.15 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 21773. | bacy (bacy) | 57.15 | 96% | 2023-09-20 |
| 21774. | Ikario (ikariokyujoken) | 57.15 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 21775. | Suraj (st1ck14) | 57.15 | 94% | 2021-08-02 |
| 21776. | Helia (helia77) | 57.13 | 95% | 2016-11-22 |
| 21777. | Ahmed (ahemd1982) | 57.13 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 21778. | Amorphous (tawseef) | 57.13 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 21779. | Ryan (rreborn) | 57.13 | 91% | 2015-04-05 |
| 21780. | UrMinsDie (urminsdie) | 57.12 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 21781. | yousef (eastking) | 57.12 | 99% | 2023-01-08 |
| 21782. | Spaceman (reallyouthere) | 57.12 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
| 21783. | zeeceebee (zeeceebee) | 57.12 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 21784. | raz (raz12451) | 57.11 | 85% | 2015-11-16 |
| 21785. | Carter (cmaniac15) | 57.11 | 93% | 2018-05-10 |
| 21786. | Jared (jzelma) | 57.10 | 94% | 2016-03-17 |
| 21787. | King (kingmaverick07) | 57.10 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 21788. | Allen (allenet) | 57.10 | 90% | 2016-11-19 |
| 21789. | Lee (a20366joseph) | 57.10 | 93% | 2015-04-10 |
| 21790. | Cyan (cyan_ghost) | 57.09 | 95% | 2022-08-15 |
| 21791. | アヒオ (knalb) | 57.09 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
| 21792. | Wilson (wilc) | 57.08 | 95% | 2022-08-14 |
| 21793. | Angelo (2teletabiez) | 57.08 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 21794. | We support Palestine (shexd... | 57.08 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 21795. | reuben (reuben_elias) | 57.08 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 21796. | Jake (jakeinabox) | 57.08 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 21797. | Tasleem (tasleemahamed) | 57.08 | 91% | 2015-06-01 |
| 21798. | Kwikk (mrkwikk) | 57.07 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 21799. | Sajan (sajanjosan) | 57.07 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |